Washington, D.C. — Panic erupted across progressive circles Monday after an interview between comedian Andrew Schulz and UFC president Dana White revealed that Bill Maher had openly spoken positively about his White House dinner with President Trump earlier this year, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the moment Schulz mentioned Maher describing Trump as “kind, generous, and surprisingly fun,” alarms reportedly sounded inside AOC’s congressional office.
Witnesses say she sprinted toward the nearest camera in full crisis mode, shouting accusations of “narrative treason” at White, Schulz, and Maher.
A visibly shaken AOC yelled,“STOP BEING HONEST ABOUT HIM — YOU’RE UNDOING YEARS OF SHADOW-WORK!”
before demanding Congress consider emergency legislation banning “unauthorized positive adjectives.”
Her staffers were last seen frantically updating the DNC’s internal document titled “Instructions for When Someone Accidentally Tells the Truth,” scrolling through sections such as:
- “Redirect to Misquotes”
- “Cry on Camera If Necessary”
- “Blame Trump Even If Topic Isn’t Political”
One aide reportedly fainted after hearing Maher say Trump “held the door open” for him.
As of press time, AOC was drafting a bill to classify compliments about Trump or any Republican as “unsafe political emissions” requiring immediate federal intervention.
AOC has a tattoo of Trumps name on her ass I mean brain they both sit in the same hole.
I know this is satire, but it is sooo True!
I think AOC duth protest too much !
In fact, the more I think about it, large body, pale skinned, red haired…
Her boyfriend is the young spitting image of Trump !
Her “ Daddy issues “ are totally “crushing” on Trump !
This explains EVERYTHING !
( except for her Sanders thing, which is probably about Granddaddy issues !)
AOC and Crockett are like to ally cats always running their mouths and pissing on everything to mark their territory and just leave their stinky presence known. One whiff and you know to stay clear of that stench because you can’t get rid of them both. They parade around because they think they’re cute but crash into wall and lick their own asses they have small heads because they have little brains and just hiss and piss at everything and jump around because they don’t know anything else to do. They just sleep all day and do nothing and do the same thing day after day. That’s the democrat party of life hissy pissy.
Ty,
That’s PERFECT ! 👍🤣