AOC the self proclaimed “WOKE leader”, has reportedly filed an “emotional grievance” against former NCAA swimmer Riley Gaines after Gaines committed the unspeakable act of swimming in public with visible self-assurance, sources have confirmed.
Eyewitnesses say AOC erupted after learning Gaines had “used a women’s locker room like she owned the chromosomes.”
The congresswoman allegedly screamed, “This kind of biological confidence makes our job defending men in bikinis so much harder!” while staffers scrambled to hand her a protest sign and oat-milk latte.
Republican lawmakers responded by asking the eternal question: “What is AOC’s job?”
One congressman speculated she’s “a performance artist hired to keep cable news awake after 10 p.m.”
Another source confirmed she spends 73% of her taxpayer-funded time “stomping, sighing dramatically, and practicing protest faces in the mirror.”
By evening, AOC had introduced the “Confidence Containment Act,” banning women from appearing “too comfortable in their own skin without government oversight.”
As of press time, AOC was reportedly holding a press conference in front of a mirror, demanding applause from herself for “speaking truth to testosterone.”
AOC,a bartender by trade, now thinks she knows that Riley Gaines needs a job,lol, AOC has not held a real job in her life,As Congresswoman what Bill has she introduced…. Or co sponsored, all she does in throw fit screaming ,jumping up and down ,she is a little rich girl from a rich Daddy and Mommy .She is now on the Uncle Bernie Socialist train ,the problem in Congress is her and the Democrat Socialist Party.
AOC needs to be voted OUT! She is NOT smart and doesn’t represent her district the way she should. Big Blowheart!
AOC HAS BERNIE EXCITED AND UP
CHEERING HER AS GENUINE?
Escorting Bernie on plane trips to popular
Places and making millions
She must be doing Bernie’s
Program well!! As for her constituents
They have been saying
AOC WHO???
A.O.C. the living PROOF of Forrest Gump’s “Stupid is as Stupid DOES.”
So true!
A.O.C. the living PROOF of Forrest Gump’s “Stupid is as Stupid DOES.”
She’s so stupid, this comment bears repeating !
I suggest this lying piece of excrement . That claimed she was from a poor part of New York . That grew up rich and private schools. Look her up. She doesn’t even go by her real name Benny Johnson went to her school and hometown Searching who she is ! . It’s a surprise . She became a bartender to find men. I wouldn’t be surprised if her rise came from the other side of the headboard next to Kamala’s other white rich man’s leg . . She needs to be out of our chamber forever. Find a job and learn how to actually have some empathy and compassion for the Americans she insults .
She is trying to push a Muslim Jihadist which has said He will institute sharia law on Americans Minnesota and Michigan have thousands of Muslims taking over and with over 50% of the top three on snap and welfare being Muslims . What does that say ? And by that she would be severely punished . Muslims hate Americans and females . Being she drops her drawers regularly.
It’s infuriating to hear this idiot and I mean idiot tell others what to do when . She herself is a
Thief and has stolen Millions from our treasury. If she is the example of what is behind those above her.
May God please intervene. Her Kind are in our streets illegals and blacks
Before she weaseled her way into Congress, did AOC ever have a REAL job that required a modicum of intelligence?
I can’t help but repeat the comment from Senator John Kennedy, R-La: She’s the reason there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
AOC still stands to pee it’s the only brain she can hold on to.
I just want to know who voted for her and Socialist Bernie. They should be treated as traitors to this country.
AOC doesn’t know what work is or what a real job is because she has never had a real job. Such a phony.