Politics

ANN ARBOR, MI — Abdul El-Sayed reportedly escalated Michigan’s housing crisis to DEFCON MAIZE after discovering that some football fans...

DETROIT, MI — America’s political commentariat reportedly abandoned elections, inflation, foreign policy, and every other issue Tuesday after discovering Kamala...

SACRAMENTO, CA — California’s political establishment reportedly entered crisis mode Monday after Speedy, a desert tortoise with no donors, consultants,...

LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles politics reportedly reached its final evolutionary stage this week after Mayor Karen Bass unveiled another...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Children’s television entered its “mandatory celebrity politics” era Thursday after Ms. Rachel pledged $1 million to Palestinian...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats reportedly experienced an election-season miracle Wednesday after more than 140 of them suddenly discovered government...

LITTLE ROCK—Hallie Shoffner unveiled a “Five-for-One American Exchange Program” Tuesday, then discovered all Arkansas taxpayers had nominated her as the first...

Rob Sand spent Tuesday denying membership in his political party while standing beneath its banner, wearing its button, and cashing...

After candidate opposing voter identification, Bob Brooks required supporters to prove their identities seventeen ways before entering his “Democracy Without...

Brooklyn Democrats have converted their leadership dispute into a sibling fight over who Mom likes best, sources have confirmed. The...