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WASHINGTON — The Simpsons writer Dan Greaney announced he is running for president in 2028, instantly terrifying Democrats after voters...

WASHINGTON — CNN headquarters was briefly placed under emergency lockdown this week after one of its own anchors accidentally asked...

DUBLIN — Rosie O’Donnell reportedly admitted feeling “shameful” after her secret facelift was exposed, though sources close to the actress...

NEW YORK — Socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly stunned this week after billionaire Ken Griffin failed to return his...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Across the country today, Americans paused the noise, lowered the flags, and remembered the men and women...

ABOARD THE SS REGRET — A seven-day Caribbean cruise descended into chaos this week after passengers began claiming pool chairs...

WASHINGTON — Democrats released their official 2024 election autopsy this week, only to immediately burn it after the coroner made...

NEW YORK — In a display of pure progressive open-mindedness, socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced he will skip this year’s...

MIAMI — In a stunning act of selective civic outrage, Miami leftists filed a frantic lawsuit to stop President Trump...

HOLLYWOOD — In what witnesses described as the first known case of a Hollywood liberal making eye contact with reality...