Wes Moore Attempts to Redistrict Himself Into Another State
ANNAPOLIS, MD — Maryland Gov. Wes Moore reportedly unveiled a bold new redistricting proposal Friday after spending so much time...
Democrats Discover ‘But Trump!’ No Longer Counts as Complete Campaign Platform
TALLAHASSEE, FL — Democratic strategists entered emergency lockdown Tuesday after Alexander Vindman lost Florida’s Senate primary despite deploying the party’s...
Roy Cooper Vows to Destroy Greedy Healthcare Industry Immediately After Checking His Portfolio
RALEIGH, NC — Senate candidate Roy Cooper declared war on greedy healthcare corporations Thursday before quietly asking staff whether declaring...
Penn State Frat Bros Launch Most Profitable Campus Startup Since Tuition
STATE COLLEGE, PA — A Penn State fraternity allegedly transformed itself into a cocaine distribution startup after members realized tuition...
Beshear Joins DSA Bandwagon After Discovering Politicians Are Supposed to Work for Voters
FRANKFORT, KY — Gov. Andy Beshear shocked Democrats Tuesday after praising the DSA’s “big ideas” and accidentally admitting that government...
Reddit Protects Women’s Basketball by Banning Woman’s Name From Women’s Basketball Forum
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Reddit moderators announced a major victory for open discussion Tuesday after protecting the WNBA subreddit from dangerous...
NYC Socialist Introduces ‘Biological Need’ Defense, Maserati Owners Immediately Hide Keys
NEW YORK CITY — Socialist lawmakers unveiled a revolutionary criminal justice concept Monday allowing residents to take anything they “biologically...
DSA Pays $100,000 for Early Trump Posts So They Can Be Outraged First
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats reportedly rushed to subscribe to President Donald Trump’s premium Truth Social feed after learning $100,000 could...
Mamdani Reinvents Company Store, Assures New Yorkers Government Ownership Is Different This Time
NEW YORK CITY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled a revolutionary city grocery plan Tuesday that economists immediately recognized as the...
Psaki Furious New Press Secretary Came With Working Answers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki reportedly became furious after journalists praised Karoline Leavitt, forcing Democrats...
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