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NEW YORK, NY — Television newsrooms reportedly stopped broadcasting for eleven consecutive seconds Tuesday after Colin Kaepernick announced that politics...

DETROIT, MI — The DSA reportedly activated its highest-level emergency protocol Tuesday after former member Jake Altman committed an unforgivable...

TRENTON, NJ — New Jersey officials reportedly suffered a full-system malfunction this week after a fleeing immigration suspect crashed into...

CHATHAM, NJ — A New Jersey school district reportedly unveiled a revolutionary parenting model this week in which mothers and...

NEW YORK CITY — After being told he could not play in the WNBA, Enes Kanter Freedom reportedly responded with...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Establishment Democrats reportedly began childproofing the Capitol Friday after Rep. Laura Gillen acknowledged that several DSA-backed candidates...

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Warner Bros. placed the Green Lantern power ring on indefinite administrative leave Thursday after writers discovered the...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rep. James Walkinshaw reportedly poured cold water on the latest jobs report Thursday by reminding Americans that...

DETROIT, MI — Abdul El-Sayed reportedly made a serious tactical error this week: he mentioned JD Vance’s wife one too...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries reportedly suffered a brief software malfunction Tuesday after confidently declaring Democrats were...