Entertainment
Canceled Colbert Demands To Know Who Trump Supporters Are, Accidentally Meets His Former Audience
Stephen Colbert reportedly escalated to DEFCON 1 levels of confusion this week after discovering that millions of Americans still support...
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CB Bucknor Praised By Progressive MLB Fans For Liberating Baseball From Outdated ‘Safe’ And ‘Out’ Labels
Major League Baseball unveiled its most progressive rule change yet Tuesday night after an umpire made a call so confusing...
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The View Triggers Disney Emergency After Young Couple Expresses Desire To Have 3 Kids And A Backyard
The View triggered an internal network emergency this week after multiple young Americans reportedly expressed interest in getting married, buying...
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Nation Offers Jimmy Kimmel New Job Sitting In Corner And Bitching Professionally
Tradesmen confirm if Jimmy Kimmel ever visited a construction site, he’d just sit in a corner and bitch, sources have...
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Neighborhood Watch Leader Shocked To Discover “Poke The Bear” Not Covered Under HOA Protection Plan
BRENTWOOD, TN — A local neighborhood watch volunteer expressed outrage this week after a routine afternoon complaint about a motorcycle...
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Activists Demand Entry To Reese Witherspoon’s Birthday Party, Claim “We Are All Her Children”
NASHVILLE, TN — A group of far-left activists gathered outside Reese Witherspoon’s private 50th birthday party this week, demanding immediate...
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Vince Vaughn Says Late-Night Comedy Now Just Mandatory Class Where Audience Applauds To Pass
LOS ANGELES — Actor Vince Vaughn reportedly confirmed this week that late-night comedy has officially evolved into what insiders are...
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Locals Demand Access To Backstreet Boy’s Beachfront Property, Say “Private Property” Is A Suggestion
SANTA ROSA BEACH, FL — Local activists in Florida are reportedly demanding unrestricted access to Backstreet Boys singer Brian Littrell’s...
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Far-Left Activists Fly To Cuba To Fight Oppression, Immediately Locate Only Building With Electricity
HAVANA — A group of far-left activists traveled to Cuba this week to stand in solidarity with struggling residents, promptly...
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Hollywood Declares Itself Historic Landmark After Successfully Eliminating Film Industry
LOS ANGELES — Hollywood officials confirmed this week the entertainment capital of the world has officially transitioned into a living...
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