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Democrats Order Autopsy On 2024 Campaign, Panic After Coroner Lists Cause Of Death As “Democrats”
WASHINGTON — Democrats released their official 2024 election autopsy this week, only to immediately burn it after the coroner made...
Read moreDetailsKristen Stewart, Worth $70 Million, Quits Billionaire Hollywood To Launch Anti-Billionaire YouTube Channel Owned By Billionaires
CANNES, FRANCE — In a stunning blow to capitalism delivered from the steps of a French villa, Kristen Stewart announced...
Read moreDetailsTom Brady Struts Gucci Runway In Leather Skinny Jeans, Proving He Can Deflate Anything
Tom Brady made his catwalk debut at Gucci’s latest fashion show, proving once again that the man can deflate footballs,...
Read moreDetailsJake Paul Calls Out Conor McGregor, Immediately Begins Googling ‘Can You Uncall Out Someone?’
LAS VEGAS — In the latest episode of Influencer Gets Mouthy And Immediately Regrets It, YouTube phenom-turned-boxing promoter Jake Paul...
Read moreDetailsMontreal Strippers’ Strike Sparks Global Fan Rebellion: “Give Them What They Want!”
MONTREAL — Chaos erupted this week after Montreal strippers announced a strike just days before the 2026 Canadian Grand Prix,...
Read moreDetailsHollywood Stars Prepare To Burn More Jet Fuel Than A Small Country To Lecture You About Your Carbon Footprint
Hollywood elites are reportedly preparing for another brave climate summit disguised as the Cannes Film Festival, where they will arrive...
Read moreDetailsJoy Behar Has Complete Meltdown After Billy Bob Thornton Tells Celebrities To Shut Up And Act
NEW YORK — Joy Behar’s wig reportedly achieved low orbit Wednesday after Billy Bob Thornton committed the unforgivable Hollywood sin...
Read moreDetailsLeft Clarifies Guns Are Bad Unless Held By Someone With The Correct Politics
The same leftists who spent years demanding “common sense gun reform” are now bravely explaining that armed revolutionaries are actually...
Read moreDetails“Revolution Inevitable” Streamer Reminds Viewers Only Leftists Are Allowed To Be Violent
WASHINGTON — Fresh off another humiliating court loss, a blue-check leftist streamer calmly informed America that violent revolution is now...
Read moreDetailsNewsom Denies Diaper Deal Stinks While Standing In $20 Million Pile Of Taxpayer Money
SACRAMENTO, CA — California Gov. Gavin Newsom stepped in it big time this week, and by “it,” officials mean a...
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