Walz, Ellison, Omar Respond To $10 Billion Fraud Questions With Award-Winning Silent Performance

Following a heated fraud hearing over nearly $10 billion in missing funds, political observers say Washington accidentally discovered Congress’s first fully operational Mime Caucus, sources have confirmed.

Witnesses say Tim Walz, Keith Ellison, and Ilhan Omar delivered a breathtaking display of silence after reporters began asking the extremely offensive question:

“Where did the money go?”

The performance began when Walz was asked why billions in fraud weren’t caught sooner.

The governor responded with a daring interpretive routine called Speed-Walking Past Reporters While Staring At The Carpet.

Critics say the move perfectly captured the emotional depth of a man who just realized the cookie jar is empty and his face is covered in chocolate.

Ellison followed with his own masterpiece, “Silent Staircase Escape No. 3,” an avant-garde work featuring rapid stair climbing, intense blinking, and a dramatic refusal to acknowledge human language.

Meanwhile Omar delivered the evening’s most complex act:

The Strategic Walk-By, a technique in which a politician hears a question, processes the question, and then pretends the question was spoken by a ghost.

Republicans praised the trio for their message discipline.

“You’ve got to admire the coordination,” one aide said.

“Three leaders, ten billion missing, and somehow they all remembered the exact same talking point: absolutely nothing.”

As of press time, Democrats were reportedly considering expanding the Mime Caucus after discovering silence is the only statement that doesn’t require fact-checking.