WASHINGTON — In what political scientists are calling “the greatest escape since someone found the office coffee that wasn’t decaf,” Senator John Fetterman reportedly emerged this week from what insiders described as Bernie Sanders’ never-ending group chat, blinking into the sunlight and whispering, “Wait… people disagree with each other?”, sources have confirmed
The breakthrough came after weeks of surviving Platner strategy sessions, emergency slogan workshops, and twelve consecutive meetings that somehow ended with everyone agreeing to schedule another meeting.
Witnesses say Fetterman quietly stood up, put on his trademark hoodie and shorts, nodded politely, and simply walked toward the nearest exit while someone yelled, “John! We haven’t finished reimagining the committee to discuss the task force!”
“He can’t leave!” one fictional strategist reportedly shouted.
“He’s asking practical questions!”
Staffers claim Fetterman’s newfound freedom has been remarkable.
He’s allegedly begun speaking without first consulting a 97-page messaging guide and has even been spotted saying, “Maybe that’s not a great idea,” without triggering three emergency caucus meetings.
Political observers have affectionately dubbed him “the Democrat’s designated reality checker.”
As of press time, Sanders’ aides were reportedly circulating flyers reading, “Have You Seen John?” while Fetterman was last spotted happily grilling burgers in peace, ignoring 463 unread group-chat notifications labeled “URGENT: One More Meeting.”
Isn’t it odd how the guy who had the stroke now has the only fully functioning brain on his side of the isle ?!
Will he run for President in ‘28 as a Democrat ?
Or in ‘32 as a Republican ?
John Fetterman must know history repeats itself. Does he know almost 100 years ago a man named Hitler started his tirad in Germany to form the National Associate party called Nazi. Was John aware that this was going to be the same playbook happening in this country when all the Democratic Socialist became that party and to over the moderate Democratic Party. Did all the Jews in Germany march with the Nazis because they were Germans first than Jews? Did John see this movement unfolding the exact same way with Jews marching in college campus carrying signs supporting Hamas ? Are these Democratic Socialist an anti-semetic organization building steam with anti-semetic Jews leaders like Bernie Sanders, Schumer, Schiff leading the pack? Did George Soros belong to the Hitler Youth Group where was brainwash as a kid to hate America. Is this where he has learn to devote his life to do vehemently hate America. Unnfortunatly he made billions of dollars to create evil in this country to fulfill his dream of destroying it. His main mission which he is passing on to his brainwashed son.and to anyone whon has no morals in this country. Anyone who will pay them money to follow his sick ideolgoy will be right behind him. Hopefully John Fetterman will show the moral people the way. Wow John Fetterman has a knowing that this is happening just like I know that this is happeining and the world needs to see it and stop it . Moral people need to cut it out like a cancer spreading through our body of the greatest country on earth .If we don’t , history will repeat itself.
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The answer to all of your questions is, YES !
Well written, can we “patriots” convince generations that followed Baby Boomers and Greatest Generation that America in “beautiful” not because of nature but because of blood, swear and tears!
Perfect analogy of what’s happening and how young minds can be used as pons for power and sick ideologies. Both communists and Islamists like Mamdani and his woke have one goal, to destroy capitalism and the Judeo-Christian American culture. Problem is these people already have enough followers unless the rest of us get out and vote against them. When a woman says she’d use the flag to wipe her dirty hands and gets elected in NY, we know they’re gaining control. When someone says woman can be raped and wins the Dem party nomination, we know they’re gaining power. When people say white people; especially white men, are evil and shouldn’t own individual property or keep their hard earned money for their own families, and their candidate wins, we know they’re gaining power!
Fetterman is pragmatic and a breath of fresh air to a rotting Democrat party.
None of this means anything unless people WAKE UP and vote for the COUNTRY and not some old white haired COMMUNIST from VERMONT.
I respect JohnFetterman’s outspoken manner and his common sense approach to problems. Unfortunately if he remains within the Democratic Caucus he’ll end up just like his common sense predecessor, Joe Manchin from West Virginia, frustrated and gone. Fetterman needs to become what he truly is, an independent, ( not like those two other fraud independent Senators, Sanders and King who march in lockstep with the Democrats.) The only trouble is he probably needs the Dem label to get re/elected in PA.
It’s aggravating being from Vermont when Liberals move in and vote for the three stooges: Sanders, Bilant and Welch.all of whom moved to the state. That’s how they became millionaires, get voted. The natives are being taxed out.
My sympathies Tom. That’s the consequence of living next to NY, CT, and Mass. People “escape” those states to VT, but unfortunately they take their progressive ideas with them. You need a modern Ethan Allen.
This individual has shown his stripes from day one as being psychologically unbalanced and probably a managed asset. Please. Mental illness is no laughing matter. A population of individuals who would elect such a thing is of even greater concern.
Stroke is not a “mental illness !”
As far as “managed asset,” I can’t think of a more independent thinking Democrat than
John Fetterman !