In what many have declared the final strike in their longstanding rivalry, Eli Manning will father a baby with Tom Brady’s ex-wife, Gisele Bündche, sources confirm
“Take that, Brady!” exclaimed a rowdy Giants fan in the streets of New York City earlier today. “Two Super Bowl victories and now he’s gonna be hanging out with your kids on Christmas! Suck it, Patriots! I don’t care that Brady had better stats and more championships, when it comes to head-to-head, it’s not even close. Eli owns Brady.”
Although Brady has retired from playing and focused on broadcasting in recent years, the news of his ex-wife starting a new family with the man who defeated him in two championship games appeared to interfere with his performance this weekend.
“He’s down at the 20, maybe the 25, who even cares, man?” said Brady after a recent run by Saquon Barkley during the NFL game Brady was calling. “My head’s just not in this shit today, guys. I’m sorry. You’re going to have to just watch the game and figure out what’s going on for yourself. I’m going to take off my headset and weep a little bit.”
As of press time, rumors persisted that Gisele would be giving Eli Manning his third ring very soon.
