In a whirlwind of contradictions, the CIA released a report suggesting that COVID-19 likely originated from a lab-related incident in Wuhan, only to deny it moments later, claiming the real culprit was bats, sources have confirmed.
The initial disclosure, briefly visible on the agency’s website, was replaced within hours by a hastily assembled press release praising the dietary habits of Wuhan’s bat population.
The original report, which detailed suspicious activities around the Wuhan lab, was quickly dismissed by CIA spokesperson John Fabricate as “a draft filled with hypotheticals accidentally published due to an intern’s misunderstanding of the ‘Publish’ button.”
When pressed by reporters about the sudden shift in narrative, Fabricate emphasized, “We’re really quite sure it was the bats now. They’ve always been a bit sneaky, haven’t they?” This flip-flop has sparked both confusion and amusement internationally, with conspiracy theorists and late-night comedians having a field day.
Governments worldwide scrambled to adjust their diplomatic stances, while health experts debated whether to recommend masks or bat repellent.
As of press time, the CIA was reportedly updating its website with a new section titled “Just Blame It on the Bats,” complete with downloadable bat-deterring sound files and a recipe for bat-safe bird feeder.
They know it’s not from Bats, and they should know by now that we are not the “stupid” people they thought we were! Covid came deliberately from the Wuhan lab hoping all the American people would die! We fooled them we are all still here. God bless the USA.
It was part of the population control for One World Order. A “cleansing”, so to speak. Bill Gates, George Soros and other evil entities are part of it and “coincidentally” have been speakers at Bilderberg Group that meets annually. It’s a “not so secret” society. There used to be a video that showed Obama and Soros as two of the many speakers but that video had been taken down. Obama made a statement that Americans were too stupid to know what’s good for them.
Sure it orginated in the lab. They used bats as guinea pigs. One of more bats got out. Hopefully, this did not happen on purpose. My point all along has been they should not be messing with this kind of thing. The NIH was contiubting money to the research at that facility. Fauci signed the papers to give money to them. He wa the director or the NIHD which is part of the NIH. He knew what they were doing and he lied. Why would we ever give any research money to a facility in China that is working on a pandemic virus. The NIH has since said they will not longer give any money to that research facility. My fealing is Fauci was responsible for the covid19 outbreak. He was the director of the NIHD. How much more of this is happening and how far up the line does it go. Of course the Chinese governement knew what was going on. That is why Biden pardoned him.
Can we fire the CIA personnel that is and has been involved with all of this BS and cover-up?
You are all WRONG!!!!!!! It came from BATS. Senator Paul had it right from the start.
THE BATS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT, are named (Biden, Fauci, Biden’s Government,
NHID, WHO, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, Denocrat party, F.B.I., C.I.A..
On his 1st day, Dir. Ratcliff finds a two year old plus, Biden C.I.A document that
say the leak came from the lab.
The virus that effected the general population came from Wuhan, and gave us all “ Covid.”
The virus that effected the folks you mention came from bats, and made them all “ Bat-shit-crazy !”
Who do they think believes this lie? Not most Americans!
Aaron Rogers works for The CIA?