House Dems snap out of coma, rebuke gas car ban, sources have confirmed.
In a shocking twist, House Democrats have emerged from their political slumber to vote against California’s radical 2035 gas car ban, joining Republicans in a rare bipartisan smackdown.
The resolution, slamming the Golden State’s push for all-electric vehicles, passed with Dems citing “common sense” over green dogma.
“We woke up and smelled the gasoline!” one unnamed Democrat quipped, per insiders. Conservatives on X erupted in glee, hailing the vote as a death knell for “woke car mandates.”
California Governor Newsom, blindsided, called the rebuke “a betrayal of Mother Earth,” while Tesla fanboys wept.
GOP leaders credited Trump’s energy dominance rhetoric for jolting Dems awake, with border security vibes spilling into car policy.
Critics warn the vote could embolden oil barons, but red-state voters cheered the return of V8s.
As of press time, Newsom was spotted drafting an executive order to mandate electric unicycles by 2040.
