The judge in Donald Trump’s ongoing trial has controversially ruled that the former president may travel to Florida to attend his son Barron’s high school graduation on the condition of bringing some cool stuff back for everybody, sources have confirmed.
“After considering your request and taking advisement from my colleagues, I’ve decided to let you attend your son’s graduation,” said Judge Juan M. Merchan. “But the court hereby rules that we gotta get a little action out of this thing too. We gotta get our beaks wet if you know what the court is saying.”
Trump agreed to the souvenir proposal, though he went on to criticize Judge Merchan even further than he previously had.
“Just a disgrace,” said Trump. “First they delayed this decision for as long as possible, and now he’s saying I have to bring back some novelty items like snow globes and refrigerator magnets for everyone. This is ridiculous. It’s so embarrassing buying that stuff, and now I have all this crap in my luggage I didn’t have on the way there. What a bunch of losers.”
As of press time, Judge Merchan had informed Trump that was a size XL T-shirt and that he liked the Miami Dolphins.
Bring some sand back and tell him to go pound it.
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This is beyond the pale, what a total mockery of the justice system.
If he brings back anything for them they’ll just charge him with bribery. DON’T DO IT
Is this what is called a quid pro quo?
This is nothing but total BS on the Judges part! Trump is correct this Judge is a looser and a total A-hole!
Judge Juan Merchan … typical Democrat looking for a handout ! So unprofessional even if it was done in a teasing way. I expect way more from any judge. After all, President Donald J. Trump (The “True” President) is not a friend of Judge Merchan ! Judge has no class at all !!!
What a bunch of loonies to demand “payment” for “letting “ a father attend his sons graduation!!!
In the first place I thought the Judge was being unfair, you know “Do unto others”. Is this the way he would like others to treat him?
At least he’ll be contributing some merch to Judge Merch!
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Is this whole thing a joke? Letting Donald Trump go to his son’s graduation is just reasonable. Having to bring junk back is not.