Justin Trudeau is stepping down from politics to pursue a poutine passion, citing a ‘critical syrup shortage’ as the last straw, sources have confirmed.
The Canadian Prime Minister, often seen as the poster boy for progressive politics and perfect hair, announced his unexpected career shift during a tearful press conference, where he was comforted by a plate of cheese curds and gravy.
Trudeau revealed that the maple syrup crisis had hit home, leaving his national spirit as depleted as the country’s syrup reserves. “How can I run a country if I can’t even run my waffle maker?” Trudeau lamented, vowing to dedicate his life to the restoration of Canada’s syrup supplies and its rightful place atop breakfast tables worldwide.
Political analysts are baffled, culinary experts intrigued, and Canadians nationwide are reportedly relieved to face only one national crisis at a time. As Trudeau transitions from Parliament to the kitchen, his new initiative, “Poutines for Peace,” aims to unify the country one dish at a time.
As of press time, Trudeau was spotted taste-testing at Montreal’s top poutine spots, declaring, “This is the real state affair!”
Is this a Babylon Bee article?
He should step off of the planet!
Absolutely step off and go away what a cry baby 😠ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜