1996: Bill Clinton Has Massive Stroke in White House

After conducting an interview with an attractive journalist, the President reportedly suffered from a massive stroke lasting somewhere between six and seven minutes, sources confirmed. EMT’s were called to the scene before being shooed away by the embarrassed President, who would go on to suffer several more massive “strokes” all over the White House before the end of his term, most notably with infamous White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

Comments 7

  1. Thistle says:

    Slick Willie’s idea of ”safe sex” was when Hillary was out of town……..

    • Dakotajoe says:

      I don’t believe he ever porked her. Chelsea came from an aide(couldn’t pay ME to do that!!)They have a marriage of convenience, she’s a carpet muncher and he’s a whore dog. Both have ambitions, so why not get married? Looks good to the public.

      • 2004done says:

        “Marriage of Convenience?”. . . .to whom? I just thought they deserved each other.

      • Phil Simpson says:

        Chelsea looks just like Webster Hubble, an old cohort of the Hag.

  2. Josephine Mannarrino says:

    We never hear of any average relative survive a stroke without impairment, Bill Clinton had several major strokes & survived without impairment. Big time Neurologist costs big time money to which the Billionaires & Millionaires can afford. The rest of us get impaired or drop dead.

    • doc says:

      Depends what they meant by strokes.

    • Gary Brown says:

      By strokes, the article (which is satire) means hand jobs, oral sex, etc. Get a clue.

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