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2002: After Choking on a Pretzel, George W. Bush Declares War on Snacks

2002: After Choking on a Pretzel, George W. Bush Declares War on Snacks
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After losing consciousness and nearly choking to death on a pretzel while watching football one Sunday, George W. Bush declares a short-lived full blown assault on all chips, nuts, and other common game day snacks. The War on Snacks is canceled the following Sunday during football, when Bush gets another hankering for pretzels.

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  1. Ike Turner says:
    3 months ago

    His dogs saved his life by performing the Heimlich maneuver on him.

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  2. Dirk M. Wolf says:
    3 months ago

    Maybe salsa and chips could have averted this incident. He was from Texas after all , Not sure he could even get pretzels there nowadays.

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  3. Steve says:
    3 months ago

    Poor Dubya didn’t realize you had to chew them before swallowing.

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  4. Carl says:
    3 months ago

    Aah cmon, he was just pissed he couldn’t find the Doritos. Waltz? Waltz? Can you help him out😁

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  5. Eddy says:
    3 months ago

    To bad it didn’t happen, no loss for sure, back stabbing jerk.

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