2004: George W. Bush Single Handedly Defends White House from Rogue Cell of Terrorist Ninjas

Though often overshadowed by other prominent events during his two terms as President, Bush absolutely decimated the squad that were hoping to assassinate him. When asked about his previously unknown aptitude with a samurai sword, the humble President remarked, “Picked it up in college, I guess.”

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  1. GomeznSA says:

    snicker – and he looked particularly sway vee and dee boner (suave and debonair to you mere mortals) while doing so 🙂

  2. Laura R Wagner says:

    I like the fact that the Secret Service agents are no where to be seen. 😉

  3. CPO Bill says:

    Trump better get himself a sword!

  4. XRTO says:

    Nobody but nobody wanted to eliminate a swamp critter like Bush.

  5. Marko says:

    George can dodge two shoes thrown at him, like Neo in the Matrix.

  6. Timbuktu58 says:

    While the older President Bush had values and self-respect, the son seems to be lacking both as demonstrated by his complete silence in defending the Presidency while a former President is raked through the coals by the nincompoops led by an imbecile.
    Speak up and be a MAN!

  7. Those Yale guys do have an upper edge! No pun intended. Maybe he learned it at the Skull and Bones Club at Yale!

  8. Marcia Mason says:

    What exactly was the story? I don’t remember this incident.

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