After a century of not coming anywhere close to a championship, a secret meeting is held behind closed doors, wherein managers from the other Major League Baseball teams agree to let the Cubs win one so they’ll shut up about it already.
They promised to keep all the gun violence only where they could prevent anyone from defending themselves, but everplace else said if the cubs can win a series, we should probably defund our police to win a series too.
They promised to keep all the gun violence only where they could prevent anyone from defending themselves, but everplace else said if the cubs can win a series, we should probably defund our police to win a series too.
Chicago is a good place to be from. What’s toilet!