The “Rosary in a Year” podcast has unexpectedly dethroned Joe Rogan as the top podcast to start the year, sources have confirmed.
In what some are calling a divine intervention, the daily prayer podcast has captured the hearts and ears of millions, edging out Rogan’s eclectic mix of comedy, conspiracy, and MMA.
Hosted by a charismatic priest from Iowa, whose soothing voice is rumored to have miraculous calming effects, the podcast offers daily recitations of the rosary accompanied by contemplative meditations that even non-Catholics find irresistibly tranquil. “It’s the spiritual sedative we all needed,” one binge-listener explained, adding that they haven’t felt this peaceful since “binge-watching Bob Ross in the ’90s.”
Rogan, known for interviewing everyone from scientists to psychonauts, responded to his new competitor with good humor, joking that he might have to swap DMT tales for Psalms to keep up. Meanwhile, advertisers scrambling to associate with the unexpected hit are launching a line of scented rosaries that promise to enhance the auditory prayer experience.
As of press time, the podcast charts showed “Rosary in a Year” planning special guest episodes featuring celestial beings, while Rogan was reportedly seen browsing a Bible, just in case.
