In a sweeping and somewhat perplexing move, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order declaring that there is only one race: the human race, sources have confirmed.
This bold declaration came during a surprise press conference, where Trump, flanked by puzzled aides, announced, “It’s simple, folks—there’s just one race. It’s the human one, and I’m pretty sure we’re all winning it.”
The executive order appears to be Trump’s attempt to simplify the complex dialogues around race and ethnicity that have long divided the nation. “Why have so many races when one is enough?” Trump pondered aloud, sparking a mixture of applause and bewildered murmurs from those in attendance.
Critics argue the move glosses over important cultural and societal issues, while supporters hail it as a stroke of unifying genius. “It’s like he’s trying to cancel racism by executive order,” commented one optimistic supporter.
As of press time, educational institutions were scrambling to revise their diversity curricula to align with the new “One Race, Human Race” policy, while the White House was reportedly planning a celebratory “Human Race Day,” complete with a giant banner and possibly a mascot.
Trump should be ashamed of himself for his intentionally mean and selfish behaviors. His attitidues are un-American.
I haven’t heard of anything he is doing or planning to do that is mean or hateful! Perhaps you should try to widen your perspective.
Really? Why don’t you be explicitly clear in whatever it is that you are trying to say, because that is liken to obama, in that nothing is explained. Just smoke.,
You are a terrible perso
Sharon, I would like to put forward the opinion that you, in fact, are a racist! Secondly, you are a moron if you believe ANYTHING on this webpage due to the fact it is a SATIRE site. I cannot believe how many people are dumb enough to be taken in by this site.
Almost all websites have an “About” section that tells what they are ABOUT. Sometimes it is at the top of the page; this particular one is at the bottom. I’ll save you the trouble, this is what it says:
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Our mission? To poke fun at the pompous, skewer the self-serious, and ensure that no topic is safe from our satirical scalpel. From politics and world events to celebrities and sports, there’s no subject we won’t Skrape!
If laughter is the best medicine, consider us the pharmacy of frivolity in a world that takes itself too seriously. From the halls of power to the locker rooms of glory, no one and nothing is beyond our comedic crosshairs. So, if your funny bone is itching for a tickle, you’ve come to the right place.
Just remember, if you find yourself offended, congratulations! You’re part of the joke.
Ya he is killing it ..Yes one race so the race baiting has to stop!!!
You could leave with your
Idol Joe the lying thief!
Maybe you should open your eyes and relook at what he’s doing and planning besides didn’t you ever listen to your momma…If you don’t have anything nice to say about someone…then don’t say anything at all!! Bless your heart!!
I agree…one race….different cultures….different backgrounds..one race…
THANKS DJT…you’re doing great !
Trump is absolutely right because no matter what color your skin is everyone bleeds red! Sorry u must b a liberal!!!
Well it’s the truth. We are all human beings and the same kind. If we can reproduce viable offspring we are of the same kind. Not like mules or ligers. The color of skin is just biodiversity not a different race. The color of skin doesn’t make the person, it’s cultural and character that makes the person.
What??? One race then why is he so anti human beings who are desperate, have traveled thousands of miles undergoing horrible conditions and get thrown out or turned away?? I’m a Independent Christian who believes in what Christ said: Matthew 25: 40. “Those who do for the least of these, do so for me.” Not a fan of DJT. Uses Bible that he holds upside down for promotion, did not put his hand on it when being sworn in and did not bow his head for the Lord’s prayer at the Inauguration church service. Let’s see how diverse his cabinet is and by the way, why did he do this: Trump administration directs all federal diversity, equity and inclusion staff be put on leave. Hmmm.
It’s satire, idiot. Go back to sleep.
Duh were you born a kid or did you not you must not have gone to school because you sound very stupid
Candace, if you feel that way, EXACTLY how many illegal alien families are you putting up in your home?
AHA! HYPOCRACY REARS ITS UGLY HEAD AGAIN!
Bet you’re a libtard too!
Please, take your Prozac and go back to sleep.
you can’t fix stupid. Lefty’s have zero humor.
The problem is that there isn’t equity in the treatment of every one. The previous administration was unconcerned about causing unemployment for people who were working in energy production. Because of their desire to placate the environmental activists regardless of who got hurt.
I enjoy the satire though
We are all Gods children. God doesn’t look at color, but at the heart. Illegal is illegal no mater what color or country you hail from. We will welcome those into our country that do it legally.
If you have a family of 4 and 2 adults were working to support the family, would you allow 4-5 adults to walk into your house, rape your children then kindly feed, house and clothe them? Think about what you ask of others.
Candace Dannaker-We are all Gods children. God doesn’t look at color, but at the heart. Illegal is illegal no mater what color or country you hail from. We will welcome those into our country that do it legally.
If you have a family of 4 and 2 adults were working to support the family, would you allow 4-5 adults to walk into your house, rape your children then kindly feed, house and clothe them? Think about what you ask of others.
I would like to put forward the opinion that you, in fact, are a racist! Secondly, you are a moron if you believe ANYTHING on this webpage due to the fact it is a SATIRE site. I cannot believe how many people are dumb enough to be taken in by this site.
Almost all websites have an “About” section that tells what they are ABOUT. Sometimes it is at the top of the page; this particular one is at the bottom. I’ll save you the trouble, this is what it says:
About
Welcome to The Daily Skrape, where reality gets a wedgie and dignity is on permanent vacation. We’re the news’s cheeky cousin, delivering a daily dose of satire with a side of absurdity.
Our mission? To poke fun at the pompous, skewer the self-serious, and ensure that no topic is safe from our satirical scalpel. From politics and world events to celebrities and sports, there’s no subject we won’t Skrape!
If laughter is the best medicine, consider us the pharmacy of frivolity in a world that takes itself too seriously. From the halls of power to the locker rooms of glory, no one and nothing is beyond our comedic crosshairs. So, if your funny bone is itching for a tickle, you’ve come to the right place.
Just remember, if you find yourself offended, congratulations! You’re part of the joke.
This site is a riot. I love the comment section – especially when people get indignant about the more outrageous stories.
This site proves that Lefties/Libs are not only stupid, they have absolutely no sense of humor>