Los Angeles, CA — Democratic strategists reportedly spiraled into full emotional disarray after rapper Nicki Minaj committed the ultimate Hollywood sin: expressing independent thought by praising President Trump, sources have confirmed.
According to insiders, the moment Nicki spoke positively about Trump, a DNC emergency alarm sounded — a remix of “Fight the Power” mixed with a crying sound effect.
Staffers were seen running through hallways clutching tablets, shouting, “STOP THE CLIP! STOP THE CLIP BEFORE ANYONE THINKS FOR THEMSELVES!”
In an emergency response, progressive leaders demanded:
- A psych eval on rogue celebrity opinions
- Mandatory celebrity brain scans to detect ideological drift
- And a new hotline for Democrats triggered by “unexpected honesty from public figures”
Some far-left influencers insisted the video must be “AI, CGI, deepfake, hologram, or a Republican psy-op generated in a basement,” screaming online:
“THIS IS FAKE! AI! CGI! SATIRE! SOMETHING!!”
One shaken Democratic staffer reportedly whispered,“If celebrities start thinking for themselves… we’re finished.”
A confused swing voter replied,“Finished with what? Telling us who we’re allowed to like?”
As of press time, the DNC was drafting legislation to classify unpredictable celebrity opinions as “dangerous unregulated speech.”
Count me out for ever purchasing any of music she can take it and shove it up her favorite president.
Mags, please explain why you support the genocide of Nigerian Christians
CGI is fake. The Bible is true and authentic.we need more kindness in the world…. Open the Bible, but most importantly read.it 😊 .
• 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 New International Version 4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.”
BUT, Don’t take my word for it… 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧🇲🇽🇺🇦☮️
Even more importantly read where Jesus said “you must be “Born Again” start at John 3:4 and keep reading !
Nicki Minaj…
Talented, and as it turns out, has a brain too !
Who knew ?
Another one who does not drink the Democratic juice