Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reportedly went white as a vegan dairy substitute after DHS workers declared he was “100 percent responsible” for the massive fraud scandal, sources have confirmed.
Panicking, Walz immediately joined the rest of the lost left in their new political safety blanket:
“Operation It’s Trump’s Fault Somehow.”
It’s the Democratic Party’s emotional support project — a task force dedicated to blaming President Trump for every crisis, inconvenience, or mild discomfort experienced anywhere on Earth.
Members of the task force include:
- Five interns who once earned extra credit for watching MSNBC
- The majority of the democratic party
- A man who claims Trump telepathically spoke to him at a gas station
- And a rescue cat named Democracy, appointed because “it meows with authority”
The task force’s official mission statement:
- Blame Trump
- Blame Trump louder
- If challenged, shout “EXTREMISM!” and run in circles
Walz reportedly told aides the fraud wasn’t his fault because “Trump’s energy field destabilized Minnesota,” adding that this same supernatural MAGA aura caused him and Kamala Harris to lose last year’s election.
Most Democrats nodded in agreement, grateful to have an explanation that didn’t involve reality.
Republicans burst out laughing, shrugging, “Yep, that’s exactly how it went down,” the way a parent reacts when a kid blames the dog for a missing pizza slice.
As of press time… Walz was preparing to testify that Trump used “advanced conservative mind tricks” to hypnotize Minnesotans into noticing the fraud in the first place.
All these lazy libnazi’s need to get their hands out of the cookie jar, and actually do something productive, other than worry about what Trump is doing that will bring them down..😱
So true! They never take resoncibilty for anything, especially their corruption on our dime!
Apparently Walz stuck too many tampons up his a$$ and now he’s all backed up with $hit.
Walz aka Old Yellow Stain better stock up on Tampons before he hemorrhages and explodes. He will do well in prison Bubba and Tyrone will hook him up they like gay men already primed.
Trump must be God, he does everything and is to blame for everything.