Florida leaders are reportedly thrilled about Zohran Mamdani’s recent victory in New York City’s mayoral race, calling it “the greatest economic stimulus New York has ever given Florida,” sources have confirmed.
Local business owners say the exodus has been unbelievable.
One Miami restaurateur told reporters, “Ever since Mamdani won, New Yorkers have been arriving nonstop.
They keep saying the same thing: ‘Please, whatever you do, don’t give our stuff away free.’”
Governor Ron DeSantis cheerfully welcomed the latest wave of new Floridians at the state’s Welcome Center.
Not far behind, a bus packed with Mamdani supporters chased after them, begging, “Come back! We’re going to need your money!”
Counties across the state are happily embracing the surge.
One sheriff even put up a billboard reading, “We pay full price for things here.”
Another lifelong Floridian said, “I visited New York when it was the city that never sleeps. Now I hear it’s about to be the city that never pays. If you value your paycheck — run.”
Economists predict even more relocations once Mamdani unveils his “Free Everything Fridays” initiative, rumored to be funded entirely by “people who look rich.”
As of press time… Florida officials were drafting a thank-you note that simply reads, “Dear Democrats, Keep electing people like this.”
Mamdani is Mamdouchenozzle.
So true!
As long as the people moving to Florida and Texas or any other red states don’t bring their democratic beliefs and commie bullshit with them.Check your crap at the blue door and leave it there.
It should be mandatory to vote conservative for every new business that moves in. If they want business license they have to sign a contract!!!!!
You might want to rethink that
I have lived in Florida! And the New Yorkers and Cubans are not and asset. They destroy that Florida just like they did California. Remember California is 85% Rejected New Yorkers ! Just like Texas is filled with Californian rejects. !
Look at the capital of Texas ! It’s a chess pool of idiot agendas. So they do destroy where they flee to. And with representatives like Debbie Wasserman Shultz What do you expect ?
Be careful, there a piece of crap with there liberal lifestyle. Enough of them, will destroy any state..