WASHINGTON — Fresh off another humiliating court loss, a blue-check leftist streamer calmly informed America that violent revolution is now “inevitable,” while stressing that this sacred right only applies when Democrats lose, sources have confirmed.
“Everyone on the right must remain peaceful at all times,” the streamer explained while adjusting a Che Guevara hoodie purchased with affiliate-link capitalism.
“But we get to smash windows, threaten institutions, and call it trauma-informed democracy. That’s called equity.”
According to the revolutionary genius, logical thought is basically fascism, going to church is domestic terrorism, and earning a living without government permission is “economic violence.”
“We can do whatever we want because we care,” he continued.
“You can’t do anything because you’re stronger, which makes it unfair. Also, please like and subscribe before the collapse of capitalism.”
Experts say the streamer’s ideology is best understood as “rules for thee, Molotovs for me,” a growing movement among unemployed philosophers with ring lights.
After warning that America was moments away from revolution, he paused to remind viewers that Super Chats were open and that real comrades support the struggle monthly.
As of press time, the streamer had launched $49.99 “Revolution But Only When We Lose” merch to fund his DoorDash habit.
Brilliant satire!!!!!
This is not satire. This is an apt description of the current state of Democrat politics. They’re a whining bunch of hypocrites, and their leaders Schumer and Jeffries are no better than Trump, when it comes to inciting violence with their silly rants. In their minds, our Judicial system exists to validate leftist ideology, and any departure from that brings on claims of illegitimacy.
The democrats remind me of a bunch of in titled spoiled rotten brats & Donald Trump done come along and licked the iceing off their cup cake. Now they are talking violent revelation what happens then? There will no longer be a left !!!!!!!
Trump was right. “THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY”. They talk a lot about “civil war” and think that is a threat to conservatives. Nothing could be further from the truth.
To all the fans of communism….Make my day, punks !
The democrat party started out as the party of KKK after civil war ended. They have not really changed much since then. They created havoc, intimidated, killed and burned. Not much different now.
The democrat party has long been associated with the color blue. A much more appropriate and descriptive color for today’s party would be brown, as in s..t.