AOC stunned everyone this week by announcing her 2028 ambition is “way bigger” than the presidency, explaining that elected office feels far too limited for someone already practicing royal decrees on Instagram Live, sources have confirmed
“I didn’t spend years screaming ‘No Kings!’ just to become some lowly president with voters, Congress, and annoying constitutional vibes,” AOC reportedly declared while unpaid interns fanned her with recycled palm leaves.
“America doesn’t need a king. It needs one democratically necessary queen.”
According to campaign insiders, Queen AOC’s platform includes nationalizing brunch, replacing the Constitution with a 900-page Instagram story, and taxing billionaires until every citizen receives a government-issued emotional support barista.
Her coronation will reportedly feature a solar-powered throne, a mariachi remix of “Tax The Rich,” and mandatory applause quotas enforced by the Department of Vibes.
Critics noted the hypocrisy of leading “No Kings” protests while preparing to rule by climate fiat, executive tantrum, and tearful livestream. AOC dismissed the concern, explaining that monarchy is only dangerous when the crown is worn by someone without pronouns in their bio.
As of press time, the Squad had been appointed Royal Advisors of Equity, each receiving a taxpayer-funded scepter and one emotional support economist.
It’s funny, but that’s exactly what the b**** would do if she got the chance. The sad thing is there are too many g********* fools in this country who would give it to her.
There is still 77 million of us who won’t, and more to come.
I wonder how she’she’ll get her her head out of her butt , if ever. To wear that crown .
AOC is nothing more then a very very stupid idiot she made an ass of herself at the World Conference she is about as dumb as a box of rocks along with the rest of the squid squad
Don’t insult the Rocks
Hmm , sir you do a dis- service to the rocks. They are far more intelligent than she is .
LOL
AOC is nothing but a very spoiled, very cunning, rich Daddy’s little girl from Westchester county ( one of the wealthiest counties in the entire North East ) who took the easy road of Democrat race and gender politics to enrich herself by fooling half this country into believing that she is just a poor, “underprivileged” Hispanic barmaid from the Bronx.
She is piece of Work and No Queen…
NO, the proper term is CZARENA
It’s Czarina, not Czarena.
Work or Sh!t?
lets not forget about world war eleven……she can even read her own stuff correctly
That was Ilhan Omar, not Alexandria Occasional Cortex.
Not much difference between the two filthy broads
The day we get women out of gov., especially black and other colors, and lib women and women not able to vote, is the day this country will start fo become a great country again.
Amen!
AOC wants to change America when she can’t even change her smelly underwear. She needs to change and not try to rewrite America. She was a horrible barmaid couldn’t remember what you just ordered.she could find her own ass after getting of a map. Could you imagine her talking to world leaders she can’t talk any common sense now she’s as bad as Harris is.
OMG! I think I’m going to be sick!!! This bimbo has to go back where she came from before NYC–she is so totally worthless and an embarrassment to our country!! She’s in the same league as that guy running for office in, I think, Maine who admits to being a Communist!!!! Can you believe that???
You mean the guy with the Nazi tatoo on his chest? Nazi or Commie…BOTH left-wing hate groups! BOTH aligned with the Democrat Party since the early 20th century!
A AWK (for OC-, with hidden -DC) is living proof that there should be a Civics test before running for elected office in this country. AFTER an IQ test. AOC could pass NEITHER! She is the epitome of a grenade, pin pulled, and thrown impacts…and fails to detonate!
AOC is deranged – not serious. So many time, she’s proven she really doesn’t know what she’s talking about. It’s as if she hasn’t read a book or attended her classes during college. She delusional.
Her name is Sandy or Sandra. Just another corrupt asshole getting rich on kickbacks.
She is a useful idiot