ANNAPOLIS, MD — Maryland Gov. Wes “Spend” Moore unveiled his bold new crime-fighting strategy this week by signing bills that crack down on legal gun sales while making sure certain teenage offenders get a gentler trip through the justice system, sources have confirmed.
“Marylanders asked for safer streets,” Moore declared while standing beside a giant chart labeled Do The Opposite.
“So naturally, we went after the people buying guns legally and made sure more young suspects begin in juvenile court. That’s leadership.”
The first law bans the sale, manufacture, and transfer of certain handguns that officials say can be converted with illegal devices, devastating criminals across Baltimore who were reportedly heartbroken to learn their already-illegal machine-gun switches are now double-secret illegal.
The second reform eliminates automatic adult charging for some 16- and 17-year-olds accused of serious offenses, giving Maryland what experts call “a more compassionate revolving door.”
Critics accused Moore of ignoring voters concerned about crime, taxes, utilities, and affordability.
Moore’s office denied the claim, explaining the governor listens carefully to Marylanders before doing whatever progressive consultants wanted anyway.
As of press time, Annapolis officials were preparing Moore’s next public safety bill, which would require criminals to pinky promise they won’t convert anything illegal until after their court date.
They don’t really care about guns; they just use it as a method to get votes. If they were really concerned, they would be outlawing cars as 45,000 Americans die in accidents, more than die by guns. The number of people killed by “assault weapons” is 600-700 per year wear as knives and axes kill 1500 per year. The number of people who drown is over 4,000 per year. There will be 2,850,000 Americans who die in 2026. Guns are really responsible for a minute number of American deaths in any year and considering that over 160,000,000 Americans who legally own over 450,000,000 guns, we are a one of the most peaceful societies in the world.
you are 100% right! this is one of the stupidest things I heard this week, but it’s only Sunday
Sounds about right for the democrats. Unarm the lawful citizens. Arm the criminals. Criminals don’t care about gun laws. Or any law for that matter. That’s why they are criminals.
An unarmed citizen is merely a subject
Big shock! How do the Democrats retain any power with this type of idiocy. Gun free zones are playgrounds for violent lunatics. Back some time a professor at the University of Washington was threatened by an Ex boyfriend to the point she feared for her life. Unfortunately she was compelled to report her fears to staff and was directed to not bring the weapon into University property. He may have got the drop on her, but unarmed we’ll never know. Why do these idiots believe a criminal working to commit murder will obey a far lesser law of “no guns allowed. Pure genius!
The people have spoken and you “reap what you sow”. So “grin and bear it”.
Marrrry Land is a grade A++ shithole that USED TO HAVE open carry! Now, Baltimore elects the entire state, with one 50 U.S. state word…..STOLEN!!!
I SAID WHAT I SAID!