Daytime TV imploded this week when The View — a panel of self-anointed woke Looney’s who function like the mean girls from high school but with worse fashion sense — declared that Melania Trump’s decision to write a letter was “basically an act of war,” sources have confirmed.
According to Ana Navarro, the real scandal isn’t what Melania wrote to Putin, but that her handwriting was “legible, graceful, and frankly a hate crime against women who can only scribble grocery lists.”
Navarro allegedly gasped when producers confirmed Melania still owns a pen, before dramatically fanning herself with a cue card and muttering about “the death of democracy in ballpoint ink.”
Joy Behar piled on, insisting that Melania’s ability to sit upright in a chair without looking like a deflated pool toy was “toxic elegance” that endangered democracy.
Producers reported the panel’s fake smiles reached Joker levels of creep, as they cackled about how unfair it is that Melania manages to look composed while they resemble a PTA meeting that lost its way in a wine aisle.
Sunny Hostin even argued that future First Ladies should be limited to sending outdated emojis instead of letters, so no one feels inferior.
As of press time, The View was drafting a petition to replace pens with flip phones, so the nation can finally communicate exclusively in “;)” and “:P.”
The View is really a disgrace to the TV station and to the public. These are a bunch of mean girls trying to be relevant-they are not. They are actually a disgrace to womanhood. The best thing the TV station could do is cancel this irrelevant program and put something or someone on who actually has something intelligent to say.
Beautifully said! I agree 100%!
I actually prefer to keep those yentas on TV so they continue to expose their ignorance. Wasn’t it hysterical when the producers of the show announced they all had Covid, and joyless behar stated “How can I have Covid, I’m vaccinated out the wazoo?” Lol. Well, for one, the jab does nothing. Those that really got sick were the ones picturing her wazoo.
The only time I actually saw the show was the day after Trump won his 2nd presidential term, no way was I going to miss that! Their disappointment and whining was priceless.
Melanie is a great woman of respect and dignity and I’m proud to know her as the First Lady of the United States of America!!!
I stand behind her in all she does and am honored to have known her as a woman of God and I love our President too for he is a man of God and the best President we have ever had in the history of the united States of America!!!!
Thank you Jesus for such a wonderful couple ruling our country now!!!!!
Awesome!
One thing for sure No matter Melania’s past. She has done nothing to deserve these level of attacks upon her and their family. As a First Lady. She has conducted herself to the highest level of grace and dignity. That that position calls for Above all the First Ladies .
The FCC needs to have a better person in charge. Every mainstream media has violated every rule.And no matter which media it is . They all should lose their license
One rule is not to incite war or murder or attacks of any American Which we all have been subjected to ever since the half Black illegal went into our house . Since then their attacks upon white people have increased to this level of a civil war. Which the democrats are pushing for This person and every one of them on that vile putrid show spew the crap that has decided a nation of people who never knew what slavery was .
And what this woman has done so far has assured her seat in the hot place. How many females lives have been destroyed by her idiot beliefs keeping terrorists and rapists as long as they are not white. It’s ok if they call for morons to attack and kill white people. And rape and steal
I want to know who at the FCC thinks this show or any of them are anything but terrorists behind the cameras? Here in Lies our enemies within
We must be careful not to “eat up one another” with hatred
AND to REMEMBER that we are ONE (united) nation UNDER
(not the boss of) GOD. GOD is IN CHARGE & we are called
to OBEY Him and HIS rules!!
Hate is a word I don’t do. But ! Reality is the situation. That thing called truth is something Half this country of people never know or speak. They are totally devoid of truth. And with the on set of AI . You had better have that discernment under the blood of Jesus We are way past the world you would love to have. This is why God is going end man’s evil . And if you belong to God Then you know who that hate you speak up is aimed at and who is doing it 24/7 . Intending to kill. All White people , particularly white men and Gods children . But he did give you discernment to see the truth and reality. And told you to look for the road signs. That’s a fact ! God didn’t make you a rug. He also said All are not your brothers and sisters. If you can not tell reality and truth from hate Then it’s time for a checkup. We are at the end. And We will Either Kill each other or God is going to intervene Mankind is not sweet and cuddly. And those 60 and under were never taught or exposed to love or unite. They believe That the rest of us should be removed.This is why God says In the last days It will be hard to love one another. I am nearly 80 and do remember that America. Now we are in the days of sorrows.
God commands us to not hate But he also gave you a brain to see the truth So that you will not join or fall for their agendas. Satan is ready to take you . We walk a fine line. Because our beliefs are turned on us to destroy us with.
There is no going back. And in reality who would want to repeat what has been done to this country. Common sense went out the building with every illegal and politician .
The first cutting up and dicing to sell their body parts of the first baby. Put America on the path of our destruction . We allowed those who came illegally to remove Our God and our people. And our culture. But most of all we tolerated and allowed the God that this nation was based on to be removed from not only our lives but our entire country .
Ok, I can appreciate the conservative leaning of this site, but I hope you get some better ideas. Just throwing insults and opinions is not funny. Babylon Bee is funny, Onion used to be funny. The ones I read on here, and the other headlines I saw, just are not funny. Please take this as constructive criticism, because I would love another site that is as funny as Bab B.