The Pentagon threw a Papa Johns pizza party to celebrate the U.S. bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities, sources have confirmed.
After U.S. B-2 bombers obliterated Fordow, Natanz, and Isfahan, a viral X account, Pentagon Pizza Report, flagged a massive pizza order, hinting at pre-strike glee.
Right-wing X posts cheered the “patriotic pepperoni,” with MAGA memes joking, “Nukes gone, slices on!”
Trump, in a Truth Social post, hailed the “full payload” strike as “spectacular,” claiming the sites were “totally obliterated.”
Liberals on X slammed the “war feast,” accusing the Pentagon of “celebrating carnage.”
Critics tied the bash to “neocon hubris,” but GOP reps praised the “victory vibes.”
The $10,000 pizza tab sparked budget hawks’ ire.
As of press time, Papa Johns was pitching a “Bunker Buster Bundle” to honor the B-2s’ big night.
