Federal auditors reviewing archived spending records discovered a 2021 federal budget line item reading simply “Pay Frank — he’s one of ours,” Sources have confirmed.
According to Trump admin officials, the half-billion-dollar contract bypassed bidding after staff determined competitive pricing could introduce “unfamiliar economic viewpoints.”
Officials reportedly verified Frank’s qualifications after confirming he once stood within ten feet of the former President during a fundraiser and nodded supportively during a story about Amtrak.
Former aides defended the approval process, explaining that traditional paperwork was replaced with a compassionate memory-based accounting system.
When asked for clarification, one official reportedly began explaining Biden’s failed border policy, transitioned into ice cream preferences, pointed behind reporters saying “what’s that over there,” and left the room while everyone politely applauded.
Documents show accountants increased the payment to include inflation, equity adjustment, emotional overhead, and a fee labeled “prepaying future donations.”
Progressive watchdog groups warned critics were prioritizing arithmetic over empathy, noting the money had already circulated through the community, several nonprofits, and at least three consulting firms run by cousins.
Auditors recommended replacing the former procurement system’s official name, “competitive bidding,” with the historically accurate term “familiar vibes.”
As of press time regulators confirmed Frank has been promoted to Senior Infrastructure and Occasional Ice Cream Advisor.
The insanity continues.
Nothing can surprise me. EVIL has taken over the left. the DEMON RATS cannot defy Common Sense and hope to win every time. IF there are some JFK Democrats left, please, WAKE UP, STAND UP, raise your voices to stop the madmen in the mad house!
Dementia is an affliction of the Demonrats caused by rampant transmitted STD’s promoted by liberalism and amoral behavior. The education system uses
Marxist indoctrination to pollute the minds of our young people and then the pseudo-intellectual collage professor scum further the process.
How about all the contracts and money running out the door under Trump? C’mon… Trump is enriching himself and his buddies…
Name some .
Back up your rant with facts! Otherwise you’re just spewing leftist lies!
Israel just completed seven visits. That’s a problem for me I live in America. I voted for Trump.
Obviously, that hasn’t happened or the demonrats would have hollered from the highest mountain top. I’ve seen this BS before; it’s the lefts newest obstruction to MAGA now that Epstein is coming to a conclusion.
When will Meadia report it?
Trump get these corrupt politicians state and federal bureaucrats, put them in prison you can’t clean up the mess without these criminals are punished and hard punishment like all assets property confiscated Fired and banned from ever holding any public or government jobs, security clearances revoked permanently for life and some citizenship revoked deported with their families out of America permanently, and need laws passed that any politicians governor mayors that are caught doing wrong will automatically loose everything permanently, and the lying has to stop and want all the names of the Epstein files all No Exceptions No Excuses
Not surprised. Under Biden’s leadership, this type of corruption was evident. Just ask Hunter and Joe’s brother.