In a sweeping display of preemptive forgiveness, President Biden has issued pardons to Mark Milley, Anthony Fauci, and the entire January 6th committee, asserting that “they have nothing to hide,” sources have confirmed.
The move, which stunned both supporters and critics alike, is said to be a bold effort to “clear the air” and “prevent future misunderstandings.”
“Everyone loves a good pardon, especially when there’s nothing to pardon!” Biden declared, winking during a press conference that left attendees puzzling over the legal and logical gymnastics of the statement. The president explained that these pardons would serve as a “get out of jail free card,” just in case anyone was thinking of playing Monopoly later.
Critics have lambasted the pardons as nonsensical, suggesting that Biden might be trying to sweep potential issues under the rug before they’ve even dirtied the floor. Supporters, however, have praised the president for his proactive approach to transparency and accountability, likening it to “giving an umbrella before it rains.”
As of press time, souvenir shops in D.C. were reportedly selling out of “I got pardoned by Biden and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” merchandise.
You don’t pardon innocent people!!! That’s pretty crazy if u believe that! The whole administration was dirty and he knew the house was going to start falling !
Innocent people don’t need to be pardoned.
I would investigate anyway, find the facts, present to the American public and let them see all?! They can decide if there was a crime and do we need to have a supreme court ruling on the legality of the pardon, i mean “cover-up”? We could still punish the guilty??!!
In this country they do !!!
You pardon people for wrong doings not people for doing nothing. I think the SCOTUS could overturn those bogus pardons
Like Hitler, Stalin, Putin and every authoritarian dead or alive, trump has vowed to go after anyone who opposes him. Those who were courageous enough to speak out against trump’s crimes, his treasonous actions and his attempted overthrow of our Democratic Republic DID NOTHING WRONG OR ILLEGAL! Every case brought against trump was based on truth and facts that were legally investigated and presented. The reason trump was not indicted was because the maga corrupt SCOTUS violated their oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States and its Rule of Law. Trump was afforded an innumerable amount of privileges that we average citizens would never have received for the same crimes that he committed. Trump is a convicted felon. He was legally found guilty by a jury of his peers.
According to the 14th Amendment, trump was ineligible to run for president let alone serve as President because he was part of the January 6, 2021 insurrection and a felon. Trump is an illegitimate president.
Your TDS-delusion is showing and it’s not pretty. Just go away. Everyone is tired of hearing that crap, when the real felon is walking away Scot-free when he should be hung for treason.
BRAVO!
Yes they need to be investigated if there is anything there it needs to be brought out to the public we have a right to know.
Pardons protect from prosecution not investigation. Also, if there is no legal jeopardy, there is no Article 5 protection.
Investigate, publicly, the American people deserve to know. If a Pardon holder refuses to answer, then get a judge to explain, and issue a court order. Hold that individual in confinement until the answer!
The American People deserves the answer!
It should also be mentioned that minutes before Trump was sworn in (apparently after the ceremonial “tea”
Biden pardoned his entire family!
I’ve no dog in thé fight as I’m British, but all I can say, is you Americans, had a very close shave, of losing your Republic, the Biden Mafia family should be out on trial, any Democrat’s that supported them are push the same agenda, should have the new Director of the FBI, look into to they financial dealings, over their time in power. Any person that excepts their pardon, as to remember that any person with two brain cells to rub together, would know you are as guilty as hell, if you don’t have anything to hide, why except a pardon! that’s the question they need to be asked, they are guilty by association!!!! alone, the old sayings ” there’s a law for thee, but not for me”, what have they been telling everyone for years, “No one is above the law” total BS!!!!!
If these pardons are legal it places people in the category of not being subject to the law of the land. How can such a pardon be legal when people have not been charged with a crime. I don’t think that was the intent of the using pardons under the constitution. If so it opens the door for every president to pardon his/her family for future crimes. Guess Trump should jump on board and start issuing sweeping pardons for his family and friends.
Wow , Catherine is very good with satire. She actually makes a person believe she believes what she says😁