Washington, D.C. — The long-rumored Biden–Obama bromance officially collapsed this week after the two former presidents were spotted at the same Georgetown restaurant pointedly refusing to speak, look at, or acknowledge one another in any way, sources have confirmed.
Witnesses described the atmosphere as “middle-school breakup energy,” noting that Obama sat stiffly at his table, swirling sparkling water and staring into the distance like a man betrayed by destiny, while Biden repeatedly asked the waiter whether “Barry was running late,” unaware Obama was sitting 14 feet away under a light fixture.
Restaurant staff reported the pair did not split the breadsticks, a tradition insiders say once symbolized their political closeness.
“If they’re not sharing carbs,” one diner whispered, “it’s over.”
According to aides, Obama blames Biden for last year’s election catastrophe.
Biden, meanwhile, allegedly claimed he “wasn’t even sure he’d been in office last year,” and asked staff if Obama was “the guy who used to help him with his speeches or the plumber.”
Sources say Obama has canceled his annual Christmas card to Biden — a tradition dating back to 2009 — and removed him from the private “Hope & Bros” group chat, leaving only a single read receipt next to Biden’s last message: “Who is this?”
As of press time, Biden was reportedly wandering the restaurant asking strangers if they’d seen “Barry,” while Obama exited through a side door to avoid “emotional eye contact.”
I know this is satire, but there is truth to it! Barry didn’t get his fourth term because of Brandon and word salad Harris!
Satire is so true, Biden and Obama have split , Biden let his voice mail take his last call ,lol they are both a waste,of human skin
Biden, holding the breadstick, was doubly confused wondering why his ice cream was warm and squishy instead of hard and cold.
Once again satire draped in the true reality of actual people /events
The truth can not be written as a 3 letter text. It requires the facts being given so the reader can see the broader picture of who and what they think they know. Here in lies the reason so many people are conned by the media’s and boob tube But most assuredly democrats power grabs. By now Americans who love America know the truth about these two . The half Black illegal citizen of Indonesia . That John Brennan washed using his company just like he washed Hillary’s Emails . Removing his entire life to create a total lie to con Americans especially black people In doing so they produced the biggest hoax to ever be placed upon Americans. Both Biden and Obama brought every unvetted Muslim and illegal into America to do just what they are doing. Plus bringing over 60 million illegals into America It’s true They had over 12 million illegals in 1960 . And both made sure the Abortion access was pushed to insure Innocent Americans died.Changing the landscape of America forever . Both men are mentally imbalanced. One is a sexual predator and the other a sexual deviant married to a man. Both men destroyed America.Their reasons go way beyond just power. It’s covered in the suffocating vail of evil beyond what most Americans comprehend.
Obama is related to Pappy Bush and never ever knew anything about slavery as he was raised with money. Plus he lied about his knowing his dad. Obama was 7 yrs old not a teenager when his mom died of cancer. That’s why his grandparents raised him. As for Biden All of Delaware should hide in shame for repeatedly putting him into office. And those who voted for the half Black illegal who uses 3 stole SS ( a court allowed this one ) numbers. You caused the evil transformation of America. It brings new meaning as to lazy voters. The records are there to see. Biden and Jill were under suspicion over the wreck that killed his first wife. And they never really found I nnocent
Being nearly 80 carries something those younger do not have Actually having to have lived through the destruction of America with these evil beings in our chambers. Year after year hoping real Americans would sit in those seats Only to watch as Pelosi and Biden , The Clinton’s never ever worked for Americans. Living vile lives and stealing money that belonged to Americans
There’s no hope of any democrat ever acting like a person with a moral compass or the fortitude to leave Americans alone Giving us some peace
Because they linger around the edges always inflicting their disgusting remarks as if they think they are dictators with authority
Only God will supply America with the greatly needed relief from these evil people.
I wish real voters had the patience to read through your post.
Well said.
Thank you for taking the time to read my very long comment.
I know I am on the Remove list . As every elder who doesn’t comply with their lies .
And I am nearly 80 yrs old. My entire family lived through 2 depressions. And the last two world wars. And the knowledge I have if things must be shared before God takes me home . God tells the elderly to pass on their knowledge to the young . But sadly enough . Our young think we are the useless generation. What we lived through would help Americans survive what is coming . I watched Politicians give our industry to other countries making us consumers. And allow millions to be put into a food chain that barely had enough for the legal citizens We have watched as they destroyed people from 60 yrs and younger with lies and removed their individuality. That individuality was what made this nation of once free people . Those were the people who created America.
Thank you and have a great day
Rightly said, but it will be the Lord Jesus the Christ take will bring justice !
Yes and when Jesus comes
It’s over
It’s just about that time.