Boeing Introduces New Exploding Car 

After experiencing several more embarrassing incidents in recent days, Boeing celebrated a rare win this afternoon, as it successfully unveiled its brand new exploding car to the public, sources confirmed.

“She’s a beaut, isn’t she?” asked Boeing CEO Kelly Ortberg, shortly after the successful demonstration of the car’s ability to blow to smithereens at the drop of a hat. “Look at all that flame and shrapnel. No way anyone could live through that, right? This is exactly the sort of expansion I’ve been saying Boeing needs to focus on. A lot of my employees say we need to buckle down and focus on safety. I fired them all as swiftly as that sedan just became a ball of fire upon overheating slightly.”

Consumers weren’t sure the crowded automobile space had room for a newcomer like Boeing.

“Why would I choose to drive a Boeing when I could drive literally anything else?” asked Reggie Murray, an automobile enthusiast that attended the demonstration. “When it comes to getting a car, I think I will go with a more reliable company, and not one that just had to strand some people in space and have another company could give them a ride home instead. Call me crazy, I guess.”

As of press time, Tesla had introduced a competing, less expensive, exploding car very similar to Boeing’s model.