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Boeing Introduces New Exploding Car 

Joe King by Joe King
August 27, 2024
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After experiencing several more embarrassing incidents in recent days, Boeing celebrated a rare win this afternoon, as it successfully unveiled its brand new exploding car to the public, sources confirmed.

“She’s a beaut, isn’t she?” asked Boeing CEO Kelly Ortberg, shortly after the successful demonstration of the car’s ability to blow to smithereens at the drop of a hat. “Look at all that flame and shrapnel. No way anyone could live through that, right? This is exactly the sort of expansion I’ve been saying Boeing needs to focus on. A lot of my employees say we need to buckle down and focus on safety. I fired them all as swiftly as that sedan just became a ball of fire upon overheating slightly.”



Consumers weren’t sure the crowded automobile space had room for a newcomer like Boeing.

“Why would I choose to drive a Boeing when I could drive literally anything else?” asked Reggie Murray, an automobile enthusiast that attended the demonstration. “When it comes to getting a car, I think I will go with a more reliable company, and not one that just had to strand some people in space and have another company could give them a ride home instead. Call me crazy, I guess.”

As of press time, Tesla had introduced a competing, less expensive, exploding car very similar to Boeing’s model.

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Comments 12

  1. graceythecat says:
    10 months ago

    park these on the street to catch car thieves.

    Reply
  2. rosebud says:
    10 months ago

    send them to Iran & China.

    Reply
  3. Not Joe King says:
    10 months ago

    Awesome! And they say American ingenuity is dead.

    Reply
    • Jack says:
      10 months ago

      Can it be ordered in a stretch limo? I know alot of people looking for a free ride, wait how about a bus.

      Reply
  4. Ike Turner says:
    10 months ago

    The Pinto ? The Edsel ? The Gremlin ?

    Reply
  5. Julia E Klawinski says:
    10 months ago

    I will never buy an electric car for fear of the battery catching fire so why would I buy a car that might explode. Has the whole world gone crazy. Who ever thought this was a good idea?

    Reply
    • Nobodi says:
      10 months ago

      Ever heard of something called “Satire”?

      Reply
  6. Joan says:
    10 months ago

    What is the purpose of a car that explodes?

    Reply
  7. Joan Brritt says:
    10 months ago

    what is the reason for a car that explodes?

    Reply
  8. Filmaker says:
    10 months ago

    You sure it’s not a Pinto in disguise?

    Reply
  9. Randy Hitt says:
    10 months ago

    In the future they will make airliners out rubber instead of metal that way they don’t crash they just bounce.

    Boeing, boeing, boeing…

    Reply
  10. JSub says:
    10 months ago

    So it’s an EV?

    Reply

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