In a groundbreaking display of punctuality, The New York Times has finally broken the story on Hunter Biden’s controversial business dealings, just a mere five years after everyone else, sources have confirmed.
This stunning revelation has shocked absolutely nobody but has reportedly boosted the morale of the Times’ archival team, who were thrilled to finally crack open a file marked 2018.
Journalists at the Times have defended their timing, insisting they were just waiting for the story to “age like a fine wine” before bringing it to the public’s attention. Internal memos suggest that the delay was also due to the extensive time spent ensuring that all the typewriters were still functioning and that the newsroom’s carrier pigeons were in good health.
Critics have suggested that the Times may have been better off reporting on the next presidential election instead, given their new timeline for breaking news. Meanwhile, independent bloggers living in their parents’ basements broke the story years ago, using something called “the internet.”
As of press time, The New York Times had just received a hot tip about a potential scandal involving Richard Nixon and were assembling their best team to get to the bottom of it.
I guess they didn’t want to make any “snap judgments” – or they wanted to be consistent in their timing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 better never than late
I do not have enough respect for the NYT to even read the article. I just assume it is prejudiced, distorted, likely consisting of lies, etc., and slanted to favor the bidens/democrats/leteatah james/bragg, etc.
Look up Horace Greeley . He owned the New York Times as well as being in Congress .Greeley kicked off his attack by bringing on the house floor a bill to charge the south 35 cents of every dollar then and the tax would be determined as to how much each black would have placed on their heads. Calhoun argued against it. It stopped that day. Then the next day Greeley made it 90 cents on every dollar And it passed. The NYT ‘s was so bad Lincoln put over 300 reporters on a ship out to sea for 3 months to try to stop their lies. It appears this might need to be done again! The south had no choice as to secede. Being the average people had to put up with the arrogant Democrats And the south has always carried that war on their backs . When it was the same evil people’s relatives that are now in our chambers that are pushing another civil war. Look that up to . They inbred with each other to keep control. Obama is Pappy Bush’s cousin! The NYT’s is pushing for all of America to be in a civil war now
Greeley/ the NYT’s was the sole perpetrator of the civil war. Greeley was the one who made the civil war about blacks
The south seceded because of Taxation without representation Exactly what Is happening to America now . Slaves were brought to America by the British During and before the civil war. The south was full of their evil people. All of which were democrats .Those in DC are the relatives of those slave owners. That’s why democrats always make sure they keep a slave hold on black people. Today they still fight to keep control and steal every dime they can. While using the blacks to control