Hulk Hogan’s recent passing at 71 has drawn a wave of tributes from fans across the country—and, surprisingly, a spotlight on his daughter Brooke’s absence from his $5 million will, sources have confirmed.
While many are remembering the wrestling icon’s legacy in the ring, progressives online have shifted focus to whether wills themselves should be subject to DEI audits.
Brooke, left out entirely, is being praised by conservatives for sidestepping what some are calling the “Inheritance Industrial Complex.”
“She knew the woke left would try to body-slam her with guilt trips about privilege,” said one supporter.
“So she simply rolled out of the ring.”
The decision has sparked debate in legal circles about whether future wills will require diversity quotas or “equity clauses.”
Meanwhile, Hulk fans hailed Brooke’s move as proof that the Hogan family remains undefeated against liberal nonsense, even after the legend’s passing.
As of press time, Brooke was reportedly considering a patriotic tribute tour in her father’s honor—featuring freedom anthems, zero corporate sponsors, and absolutely no progressive estate planners.
