In a devastating blow to Americans who still believe sports broadcasts should show the sport, CBS reportedly missed Rory McIlroy’s final Masters shots because producers were busy honoring the wider victory community, sources have confirmed.
Viewers were stunned Sunday after the leftist network fumbled coverage of the most important moments of McIlroy’s historic back-to-back Masters win, choosing instead to spray cameras across Augusta like a DEI intern had been handed the director’s chair and a legally binding pledge to avoid celebrating individual excellence.
Rather than follow the ball, CBS reportedly focused on spectators, caddies, volunteers, and several emotionally invested shrub-adjacent bystanders in an effort to ensure no one felt excluded by Rory’s selfish decision to win on his own.
“We wanted to get a shot of everyone taking part in the win,” one CBS producer explained.
“At CBS, we don’t believe one man should receive all the credit just because he made the shots, handled the pressure, and won the tournament.”
The comedy escalated after President Trump congratulated McIlroy for winning the Masters twice back to back, prompting one CBS reporter to clarify that Rory “was merely the face of a broader putting coalition” and that highlighting his victory alone could reinforce harmful achievement disparities.
As of press time, CBS had announced next year’s Masters coverage will feature fewer golf shots, more shared-credit graphics, and a closing ceremony where every fan receives an emotional green jacket.
This is the crap we have to deal with from the left liberal asinine losers. THERE IS A WINNER – IDIOTS! Sports have a winner – and for you to think everyone deserves credit is in such poor taste to the man or woman who wins. GROW UP YOU STUPID IDIOTS. Competition is good for the soul. And YES, there are winners. The only losers are the media who downplay the winners. THERE’S NO FIXING STUPID!
I saw the final putt, idk what the article is talking about but I watched him putt the final shot in on CBS. I don’t get it. I also could care less who shows the tournament. Is this whole article made up nonsense to boycott CBS? That’s fine. Again, not some champion of network television. Just surprised to see the comments bc if anyone watched, it was all aired. Anyway…back to more nonsense elsewhere
Guess no reason to watch next year. Just watch sports news networks next year.
Should have left it on Prime……
CBS CENTRAL BROADCAST STATION HAS LOST THE FAITH OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THIS IS YET AGAIN ANOTHER ATEMPT TO INCLUDE INDIVIDUALS WHO COULD NOT GET UP AND OVER THE BAR THIS IS THE SAME KIND OF LEASERSHIP THAT LED US DOWN THE PATH OF SHAME AND WEKNESS AFTER 9/11THAT DAY WAS A CELEBRATED FAILURE IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD AND SET AMERICA 🇺🇸 UP FOR RIDICULE AND DIRESPECT OUR LEADERS AT THE TIME ⌚ MADE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WAS A YELPING dog runing off with its tail between its legs if the nation of Islam loved the towers so much we should have built four more not cower in shame I have never been ashamed of this country and I never will it’s simple IF YOU ARE NOT FOR AMERICA AND THE FREEDOMS IT PROVIDES NOT ONLY FOR THE CITIZENS OF THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD HENCE THE FREEDOMS THAT AMERICA STANDS FOR ALL OVER THE WORLD AND THE NATION OF ISLAM CAN KISS MY RED BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOTIC BLEEP END QUOTE USA,USA,USA,THE DEFENSE RESTS.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Look like it was a yelping dog running off with its tail between its legs. Sorry for the typo.
Maybe Augusta should be looking for a new network.
AHHH….Shades of the “Heidi Bowl”
CBS must be the FIRST of all legacy media to get closed down. I believe America is sick and tired of this BS. Cory worked hard at his sport to win 2 green jackets in a row. But I can see the CBS losers couldn’t win at anything if they tried! How STUPID is the CEO?
See, Bee Es or See (nothing but) BS.
CBS MUST Lose There FCC License For Very Bad Sports Coverage And Their Broadcasters Making Up Their Own Rules. The Top Owners Of CBS Should Also Be Thrown In Jail & Fined Millions! Since 1968 Their Reporters Have Made Up Lots Of False Stories & Withheld Parts Of The News To Change The Outcome. Example DAN RATHER
🖕🏿CBS and don’t forget those losers
NBC
ABC
CNN
MSN Whatever
The entire DEI Racist Dirtbag Democratic Party!
Maybe Scott Pelley should host it from now on. CBS sucks……and has for quite some time. They deserve to have the Augusta National folks tell CBS to take a hike – “we’re going to diversify our coverage “! What a pack of dopes.
My dad is rolling in his grave
I heard everyone got a Green jacket.
This will go down in history as one of the stupidist actions ever recorded!! Incredible!! Thank you President Trump for congratulating the WINNER!!! CBS 😝!!!
C.B.S.= Celebrate Bull Shit!! Idiots and liars: Budweiser, the NFL, CNN, ABC and many others that ‘Feel’ it’s financially wise to ignore the facts in favor of ‘Their Truth’ and/or insult the 70-80% of their primary customers in favor of the 20-30% of like minded individuals – the progressive ‘Deep Thinkers’ who consider themselves intellectually and morally superior. The Truth is what they say it is!! Another FAFO and the mysterious disappearance of massive amounts of revenue. Another clear example of insanity! Go Figure??
CBS has gradually becomes less important, less noticed, less remembered as time goes on.
This has got to be parody!! Are you Babylon Bee Jr.???