WASHINGTON — CNN headquarters was briefly placed under emergency lockdown this week after one of its own anchors accidentally asked whether Democrats spent 2024 lying to America about Joe Biden’s condition, sources have confirmed.
The crisis began after Jill Biden admitted she believed the former president may have been having a serious medical episode during his infamous debate performance, shocking several journalists who had spent the last two years describing Biden as “sharp,” “vigorous,” and “basically Captain America with aviators.”
CNN’s Abby Phillip then committed the rarest act in modern media: asking a question Democrats did not pre-approve.
“What kind of political system covers that up?”
Phillip asked, causing three producers to dive across the studio, one intern to smash the emergency Trump button, and a senior executive to scream, “Cut to climate change!”
Democrat strategists immediately clarified they never lied about Biden.
They merely described freezing, mumbling, wandering, whispering, glitching, and staring into the middle distance as “historic presidential stamina.”
The DNC later explained Biden was not declining.
He was simply running on low-power democracy mode to conserve energy for a second term voters were apparently not supposed to notice.
As of press time, CNN had stabilized the situation by blaming Trump for forcing Democrats to hide Biden’s condition in order to protect democracy from the dangerous threat of voters seeing it.
It is still amazing to me that the PRESS and the DEMOCRATS believe that all the L I E S that they spewed about Biden were making We the people were believing any of it.
It’s pathetic that Jill Biden is now bringing up “Was he drugged,” conspiracies. I’m surprised they’re not blaming Trump, but that may come too. The video spot where Jill post debate is congratulating a near comatose Joe for”answering all his questions,” was infantile. Jill, the media, and Joe’s enablers lied and propped him up knowing full well he wasn’t up to the task. They should be ashamed of themselves and thankfully the voters were smart enough to see the truth.
Pathetic that Jill Biden is raising the question
“Was he drugged?” She and Joe’s enablers knew he wasn’t up to the task and should be ashamed of themselves.
Joe was probably drugged for his entire term – afterall they had their resident drug dealer Hunter on hand.
Old news
No one who witnessed the debate could for a moment misconstrue what everyone but apparently CNN and other major media witnessed. During the follow up assessment by CNN one couldn’t help but wonder if CNN was being paid in yuans or gold bars?
We beat Medicare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?????
Curious that Jill question if Joe may have been “drugged’ – Was it because she knew that the reason Hunter was around so much at the White House was for a drug supply? Remember the “baggies of white powder” that were found at their front door???!!! Besides, she would probably throw Hunter under the bus to try to cover her own ass.
Joe could have been drugged his whole term – afterall they had their resident drug dealer Hunter on staff!
Mr. Biden said it himself when he stated – let’s not let facts get in the way of the truth. In other words – the truth is what I say it is!
I’m amazed that anyone listens to these people. The lies and corruption in both political parties is beyond belief, however the Democrats seem to be taking their efforts in this negative direction to new lows. The “Swamp” or “Deep State” is real, I saw it first hand during my 20 year Air Force career and it has infected our political system for decades.
CNN and the rest of Main Stream Media has left subjective, unbiased and rational investigative reporting out of their Standard Operating Procedures. It’s traitorous!! The Constitution relies on a “Free Press” for transparency in government! They ignore that responsibility and simply read what’s placed in front of them like good talking heads. Every report heavily biased by the directives from the Swamp. And of course collect their bloated salaries with the attitude of moral and intellectual superiority looking down on us – The Great Unwashed Mass’.
Proving once again that the American demographic is overall smarter and more honest than journalists. And no matter how stupid you think journalists are, they are more dishonest than stupid.
Jill Biden said she was concerned that “Joe may be having a stroke” during his disastrous Presidential debate. She of course does not run up on stage during it to check on him and render care, or minimally take him to the hospital afterwards – but instead takes him to a Waffle House after the debate to schmooze. Her lies are pathetic – as is the journalist who did not ask her one skeptical question. As many have said: Jill Biden does not love poor old Joe – only power. Joe clearly was not up to the job of being President. She should be investigated for Elder abuse.
Jill Biden needs to go to prison for 100 life sentences. Never to have her nails done or help trying to make her a better person. She’s about as corrupt as they come. Put her away for thinking we are all corrupt like her. Treason
Jill Biden is a fraud. I agree she’s evil and worthless. I believe she ran the government into a shit whole. Why is she not behind bars and her pathetic drug addict son ????? Put them away somewhere they’ll never get the chance to see the light of day. They don’t deserve any kind of life other then a life sentence plus. They will die before they get the chance to be let out to do more damage to our wonderful world. And Hillary and Obama and the creepiest one of all, Nancy Pelosi are behind bar for being terrorist and traders of America. And Obama is the cause for all this. I will never vote for another colored person ever again. Never never never ever trust a piece of shit again.