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Cognitive Decline? Joe Biden Just Gave a 15 Minute Speech About Wanting To Eat Human Brains

Joe King by Joe King
July 7, 2024
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Cognitive Decline? Joe Biden Just Gave a 15 Minute Speech About Wanting To Eat Human Brains
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After last week’s debate performance caused many to question his mental stability, President Joe Biden further cemented those fears earlier today when he spent a good 15 minutes just moaning and talking about how delicious human brains were, spooked sources have confirmed. 

“Mmm… brains…,” said the President, addressing the nation and veering away from his scripted remarks about the economy. “Want… brains… mmm… brains tasty… human brain tasty…” 



While critics of Biden say that the embarrassing performance is merely the latest display of his cognitive decline, prominent Democrats continued to support him. 

“Many are claiming that Joe Biden died and came back as a bloodthirsty zombie without a spark of life in his eyes,” said Vice President Kamala Harris. “And to that, I would just like to say, don’t be ridiculous. And even if he is now a remorseless killing machine that thirsts for nothing more than the flesh of man, what are you going to do, vote for Trump instead?” 

As of press time, Joe Biden had attacked and bitten the hosts of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, which they all insisted was nothing to be concerned about. 

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Comments 8

  1. Steve Karas says:
    2 years ago

    Silly me, I always thought satire was supposed to be funny

    Reply
  2. Mary Frances Forrester says:
    2 years ago

    Stop trying to make a bad situation worse by making your satire so obnoxious.

    Reply
  3. Myron says:
    2 years ago

    When are they get him OUTTA THERE?
    HE’S MAKING THE USA A JOKE WITH THIS RDDT HOME PRESIDENT!!!

    Reply
    • SIMONE COQUETTE FAMELIS says:
      2 years ago

      Making us, he has done that since he took office. It is too late. We are the laughing stock of the world, not the country, but people keep voting for him for free things that we are paying taxes for.Our money is going to support all the illegals and free loaders in the country. So the harder we work, the more they get.

      Reply
  4. Dorothy Sinha says:
    2 years ago

    Trump has made so many ridiculous comments, ideas, complete speeches that made absolutely no sense. Talk about embarrassing and ridiculous!

    Reply
    • Dave says:
      2 years ago

      Give us examples…..otherwise, zip it. You can’t possibly accuse Trump of making ridiculous statements and still support the braindead corpse that WE ALL SAW during the debate and many, many, many, many times before the debate. You stooge.

      Reply
  5. Consumer KK says:
    2 years ago

    I normally enjoy these crazy articles, but this one is over the top.

    Reply
  6. Eddie Bravely says:
    2 years ago

    Oh come on folks. Lighten up. Joe Biden is not now, nor has he ever been a laughing stock of the world. That coveted position is already taken by America’s favorite demagogic malignant narcissist.
    Some of the most dedicated and talented people in public service over the centuries have stayed in the fray right up until the end of their lives. Are they as performative as they were a decade earlier? No, of course not. But they are determined. And there is nothing more potent than determination married to innate talent and compassion.
    If his detractors had 1/4 of his stamina and heart when in comes to serving others, well… they wouldn’t be his detractors.

    Reply

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