Tag: election

On Wednesday, a group of first-time voters rushed to the Smithsonian to donate screenshots of what they believed was America’s ...

Democrats celebrated their election wins by swearing in 70 blue balloons after discovering that a House majority comes with fewer ...

LANSING, MI: Michigan officials celebrated a breakthrough in human longevity after a complaint alleged nearly 2,500 voter registrants were listed ...

On the eve of Election Day, Democratic strategists unveiled an immigration platform allowing candidates to welcome immigrants, condemn deportations, and ...

Samuel L. Jackson endorsed Karen Bass after Hollywood donors discovered their enthusiasm for socialism ended precisely where the driveway gate ...

ANNAPOLIS: Governor Wes Moore condemned election interference while feeding Maryland through a congressional Play-Doh machine that separated Democrats from everyone ...

Hollywood donors unveiled a plan to turn Michigan blue after discovering buying political influence was easier than convincing anyone to ...

SACRAMENTO: Gavin Newsom’s office declared a statewide shortage of surprised facial expressions after federal voting allegations forced staff to reuse ...

After quietly stewing in her cabin on the hill following the election last month, Kamala Harris has finally revealed her ...

Inside sources from President-Elect Donald Trump’s camp have confirmed that he’s having more trouble building a recently purchased cabinet than ...