With Senate Democrats backing away from Chuck Schumer, caucus meetings are now being compared to a haunted house, sources have confirmed.
Lawmakers described flickering lights, drafts of cold air, and the faint sound of groaning every time Schumer starts another speech about “unity.”
One Senate hopeful reportedly whispered, “Every time Schumer speaks, I hear reruns of empty promises and smell burnt toast.”
Another staffer added, “It’s like living in a horror movie where the villain is paperwork and the jump scare is Chuck handing you another budget binder.”
Attendees claim the ghost of “party unity” has been seen wandering the halls, occasionally bumping into walls before vanishing under the fluorescent lights.
Aides say caucus members have taken to bringing garlic and holy water to meetings “just in case Schumer tries to lead again.”
Anonymous Democrats have begun calling their gatherings “The Nightmare on First Street,” with one candidate insisting they’d rather “sleep in an actual haunted mansion than sit through another Schumer strategy session.”
As of press time, Senate Leader John Thune was reportedly offering to change the light bulbs and provide Schumer’s defectors with “real leadership, working electricity, and an exit sign that actually leads out.”
The entire Democratic Party needs to have an exorcism performed upon them. And throw in half the republicans. It’s seems they hide their evil !
Better Yet !
May Our Lord God of Heaven plz come back soon . Or there will be nothing left that resembles a nation that once served him .
I doubt there is one child of God in that entire place. And it’s getting just as bad throughout the entire government across America . CS has more than blood of Americans dripping from his evil hands. He murdered his own child and it’s mother The one that was only 16 yrs old. The God they serve is the one laughing at their stupidity Because they will be joining him for eternity.