Democrats once again insisted they have bold, sweeping, life-changing answers to America’s healthcare problems, they just couldn’t seem to locate them when asked to explain what those answers actually are sources have confirmed
According to Republican lawmakers Brett Guthrie and August Pfluger, the Democrats’ long-promised Medicare for All crusade has revealed itself to be less of a plan and more of a mood.
Lots of passion. Heavy vibes. Virtually no math. Absolutely no agreement.
This is the same group that led last month’s government shutdown tantrum, complete with Chuck Schumer, AOC, and Hakeem Jeffries pounding podiums and insisting Republicans were blocking progress.
Government offices closed, workers were furloughed, and families were left hanging, but Democrats assured everyone the pain was worth it because they had a master plan.
Fast-forward to now. Republicans step aside and say, “Alright. Show us.”
The room reportedly went quiet enough to hear consultants checking their phones.
With no Republicans to blame, Democrats discovered an uncomfortable truth.
They don’t actually agree on anything.
Medicare for All. Medicare for Some.
Medicare for All Who Fill Out the Right Form During Business Hours. Nobody seems sure.
After weeks of shouting, finger-pointing, and a shutdown that hurt real people, Democrats reportedly stared at a blank page where their answers were supposed to be.
As of press time, the healthcare crisis remained unsolved, but Democrats assured voters the vibes were still strong
Must have been written in invisible ink? Like all other Dem tomfoolery….. No accountability whatsoever.