After yesterday’s Christmas photos flooded social media, one familiar question once again crossed the minds of Americans everywhere: where is Joe Biden Sources have confirmed
Exactly where Democrats appear most comfortable keeping him.
In the back. Quiet. Partially obscured.
Possibly confused. Allegedly festive.
In what can only be described as a seasonal game of “Hide the Ex President,” Biden appeared tucked behind relatives like a toddler who wandered into the wrong mall Santa line.
Some defenders insisted he wasn’t hiding at all.
Others claimed he simply drifted mid-photo and got caught taking a heroic whiff of Jill Biden’s hair.
Christmas spirit comes in many forms.
Hunter, meanwhile, stood front and center. Bright. Clear. Unmistakable.
A bold artistic choice that silently says, “Yes, that one. The laptop guy.”
It’s the kind of framing you’d expect if the photographer was paid in favors instead of cash.
Supporters rushed to defend the image.
One accidentally told the truth by saying, “At least it’s an adult relative.”
Another shrugged, “This isn’t new. Joe’s been hiding since 1985.”
For contrast, former presidents posted photos that annoyed everyone anyway.
Then there’s the current White House card.
President Trump and Melania stood front and center.
Lit. Sharp. Present. No mystery. No search party.
As of press time, Americans were relieved to see at least one Christmas photo that didn’t require a magnifying glass.
Joe probably forgot to put his pants on so the rest of them had to “cover” for him.
Joe was probably groping the a$$es of the females in front of him.