WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared before the Senate this week and delivered what witnesses are calling “the most aggressively non-answering performance in recorded human history,” after refusing to confirm anything, including whether he was physically present, emotionally present, or legally allowed to be present in the concept of presence, sources have confirmed.
The hearing began when senators asked him to state his name.
Fauci leaned in, adjusted his glasses like a man buffering reality, and said:
“On the advice of counsel, I plead the Fifth.”
He then immediately pleaded the Fifth again to having spoken.
When asked if a glass of water was a glass of water, Fauci paused, consulted what appeared to be invisible litigation, and replied:
“I neither confirm nor deny liquids, hydration, or the philosophical crime of thirst. I also plead the Fifth to wetness.”
At that point, the hearing reportedly “left normal space-time and entered legal abstraction,” where nouns required legal representation and verbs needed immunity deals.
When asked about COVID-era statements, Fauci sighed and said:
“That depends on what you mean by ‘lied,’ ‘people,’ ‘COVID,’ ‘during,’ and whether time is admissible evidence.”
He then pleaded the Fifth to the word “that.”
His attorney was removed for attempting to answer, leaving Fauci to consult his only remaining counsel: his phone screen reflection, which nodded solemnly.
Asked if he understood truth, Fauci replied:
“I neither confirm nor deny truth, nor its existence, nor its jurisdiction.”
As of press time, he then pleaded the Fifth to awareness, identity, and possibly breathing.
Like his father the devil, Heil Hitler Fauci would rather stand outside in a lightning storm and tell a lie than come inside where it’s dry and tell the truth.
The little rat faced megalomaniac grifter needs lethal injection for mass murder. Doubt he even gets a slap on the wrist.
DeSantis was right when he said he’d like to take that little elf and sling him across the Potomac. I say tie a few concrete blocks to him and sink him while you’re at it!
Amen! They don’t get any lower than him.
Fauci the fraud! He cant even hold a candle to Hitlers Dr Mengele! All the peeps that have suffered AND DIED because of his greed.
I remember many people and actors as well as the air head actresses praising this little turd. I am so glad I never had that death shot. When my employer wanted paperwork, I spent $15 for a piece of paper off the web. He should be punished for forcing people to lose their jobs and lives.
I find it reprehensible that the Republicans are trying to find Anthony Fauci responsible for giving false information about the Covid epidemic. He doesn’t deserve the smear that Republicans are trying to do. No one knew what the implications were, and we were all in the dark. He is a well renowned scientist and his research was invaluable to the Aids epidemic. Our country is in big trouble and I for one is disgusted by what’s happening. I’ll be the first one to defend what’s wrong with our country. It’s a disgrace what the Republicans are trying to do!
Give it a rest libtard.
“ Anthony Fauci”” giving false information about the Covid epidemic.”
You are correct !
You need to do some research. Try White Coat Summit. August of 2020 maybe for starters. There was ample evidence early on that this flu was 100% survivable if treated early with safe cheap drugs. And thanks for your proof we need to repeal the 19th amendment.
Why? It’s the truth and the diary proves it.
He supported the Wuhan Lab where it originated.
Then he lied about the origin.
He destroyed the reputation of doctors and scientists who questioned that.
He destroyed the reputation of doctors who recommended Ivermectin.
He encouraged Biden to bully Facebook and Twitter into shutting down dissent.
He told idiots like Gavin Newsom and Kathy Hocul that keeping children out of school was safer than letting them go.
He personally benefitted from stock in the companies that provided the vaccine.
I’m sure there’s more. That’s just off the top of my head.
I don’t know why there aren’t an army of lawyers questioning the legality of a preemptive pardon made by a president that didn’t didn’t have the faculties to know where he was half the time.
He serves prison for the rest of his life and hell on the other side. And the mainstream media who aided and abetted the whole disaster belong there with him.
Priscilla Kaplan, I believe he knew he was giving false information when he would not allow any dissent to be heard or analysed if it diverged from his “theory”. And when he ignored the risks involved in the MRNA vaccine he supported so vehemently. Many people died due to his recommendations including one of my cousins.
Hogwash, Fauchi is as narcissistic as anyone could possibly be! Remember he said that if you got the Covid shot that you couldn’t pass it along to anyone, well we all know that was a Big Fat Lie!. Then O’Biden and Fauchi told the American citizens that they couldn’t make you take the shot. Then within a couple of weeks they made everyone stay home and wear masks. Then afterwards when you were able to go out in public that you had to stay 10 feet away from one another then they revised it to 6 feet! Then if you refused to get the shot you were fired from you employer! Just how many people lost their jobs in America??? All this was a Big Fat Lie! They just made things up! This was a testing ground, a test bed just to see what they could get away with! It was all about fear, intimidation, power and control over the American people! Then one shot wasn’t good enough, so it was recommended that you would need to get booster shots annually for the rest of your lives! Remember when people were dying in hospitals and they couldn’t have their family loved ones with them as they were dying! O’Biden & Fauchi hasve so much blood on their hands! Just how many people died needlessly?! O’Biden & Fauchi are inhumane evil SOB’s! Like satan, O’Biden & Fauchi too are deceivers, liers and murderers! They both should rot in prison! Maybe Fauchi will? Because, O’Biden’s blank pardon for Fauchi is only a federal protection for crimes that Fauchi committed! There are 50 states that make up America, I am sure these states will be able to charge Fauchi for state crimes committed against Humanity?! We will see here soon I believe! Just how people were terminated from their jobs for refusing to get the shot??? Both O’Biden & Fauchi were on a power trip! No doubt they still are. I am glad that my wife and I refused to take the shot! Mel Foote, Ret. TSgt, USAF
You’re so correct! Well said!
Priscilla..you probably had a sign in your front yard…” Thank you Dr Fauci”…yes…thank you Dr Fauci for destroying lives and lying…you smiling pompous elf
He needs to be deprived if his right to life for all the mental pain and loss and physical suffering he caused along with his partners in crime.
The boster shot almost killed me.
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