In a dramatic shake-up that’s rattling the rafters of the FBI headquarters, Kash Patel has been confirmed as the new Director of the FBI, sources have confirmed.
Known for his bulldog approach to transparency, Patel is set to embark on what he calls a “magician’s reveal” of the inner workings of the agency.
Patel, during his confirmation hearing, promised to “turn on every light in the house,” a statement that has both thrilled transparency advocates and triggered a panic-buying of shredders among the more nervous ranks of the bureau. “It’s time to clean house and let the chips fall where they may,” Patel declared, armed with a mandate to excavate the buried secrets of the FBI.
His appointment has sparked a flurry of activity in Washington, with pundits predicting a series of dramatic disclosures that could rival the most shocking reality TV reveals. Critics argue that Patel might be biting off more than he can chew, while supporters are stocking up on popcorn.
As of press time, a new line of ‘Kash Patel FBI Tour’ T-shirts were reportedly selling out in Washington D.C., as spectators prepare for what promises to be an unprecedented show.
So the rats are shredding papers? That’s ok. Cause Kash already knows who to fire. Handing out walking papers. And take away their security clearances. Long over due.
Remember 41 members of the Mueller Russian Hoax investigation FBI investigators ALL erased their phones on the same day…
…every hoax should have stopped that day and the prosecutions reversed
Why is someone from Trump’s administration making sure that these corrupt FBI agents aren’t destroying documents and investigations reports before we get a new FBI director. These corrupt agents need to be held accountable for all there corruption. It’s time these criminals get indicted and sent to prison for all their corruption. Finally a true captain at the helm turning the government up side down. Trump. MAGA finally
Freeze the purchasing accounts at the FBI and ARREST anyone and EVERYONE caught buying or using a shredder!!!
I actually already posted a thought similar to yours! And WHY the need to shred IF they are innocent?? Too bad any of them still have access to their “documents”….but then ARE their documents personal?
Clean out the swamp and take out the garbage
And don’t forget to thoroughly SANITIZE any areas they occupied!! Hahahaha
AMEN ! The rats are scattering in all directions. All individuals involved in this corruption need imprisonment and hefty fines. There is nothing to fear when a new Administration takes over. Those Department Heads who complain vehemently are scared shitless because of what is about to be uncovered. No reason to complain if you have been doing a job honestly and are not involved in any type of corruption/payolla. YES, THE SHERIFF IS BACK IN TOWN ! THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP !!!
This is the reason the democrats have been stalling to confirm him . They have been giving the rats time to shred . But God says all that is and was done in darkness will be revealed.
It’s amazing how many Americans are protesting against removing the people that actually destroyed this country ! Especially Millions of dollars for condoms for Muslims. That’s the joke of the year. Muslims have as many wives and children as they can get !! The sad part is Hamas filled those condoms with liquid turning them into Burning weapons . They tossed at people to kill !
What the Rats do NOT understand is there are ways to Recover what they destroy. Most written communications were done on a word processor like WORD. And any report done by an agent can be cued up in the History within the Microsoft or other OS to find every single thing an agent typed up. Weather it be a letter, fax, text, social media post, Everything.
Time for the FBI to “CASH “ in.
He will fix the federal butthole inspectors and make them what they are supposed to be!
The real joke on Daily Skrape is just how stupid the commentors are. No wonder the US is in trouble. I bet everyone of these people have a tin-foil hat.
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