In a bizarre twist of government inefficiency, a massive spike in job applications has been noted for positions at the Department of Interior (DOI) cafeteria, which, has been closed for the past five years, sources have confirmed.
The sudden interest appears to stem from a little-known policy that allows cafeteria staff to “just cook and eat at home on the taxpayers’ dime.”
Eager applicants from across the nation are flooding the DOI with resumes, enticed by the prospect of getting paid government wages to whip up meals in the comfort of their own kitchens. “It’s the best job in the world! I can make my famous chili in my pajamas and still get a paycheck,” gushed one hopeful from Toledo, Ohio.
The DOI, caught off guard by the unexpected attention, is scrambling to manage the situation. An insider revealed that the department is considering reopening the cafeteria, not to serve food, but as a hub for telecommuting chefs.
As of press time, a group of former cafeteria workers were seen lobbying Congress to extend this cooking-from-home benefit to all federal employees, arguing it could significantly boost morale and reduce government building overheads.
Considering the Jesuits have been in control ! The destruction is a constant non stop on going thing ! . Just look at the idiots who ok’ed this! It appears they have a war chest full of stupidity . Example !! Since when does a politician get to call for murdering Americans and not be sitting in jail waiting trial. Nothing surprises this woman that has seen more insane and stupid people in DC for my entire life of 76 yrs. Plus the ignorance and putrid behavior of Americans who stand for this crap . I guess they don’t like to eat ! Because you won’t be cooking at home unless they stop destroying our Food . And piling billions of illegals into that food chain ! . Magoos term looked as if they closed all the insane asylums and hired them all to work for the government . Which by the way is suppose to be legal American citizens. Not illegals ( not just Illegal criminals as well ) But it appears politicians think they are our rulers. Especially democrats and rinos .
I’ve no dog in this fight, as I’m British and live outside of the USA, just looking in, at the total nonsense of the politics that they have been forcing down the citizens neck’s of the USA. But the truth is it’s not just happening in the USA, as here in the UK the exactly the something is going on, even happens in many countries in the European Union, with saying this! does this make you think that all this as been planned for a very long time, migration is worldwide, the politicians or should I say the 98% of them have no plans to stop it, in fact encouraging it, but now with President Trump back in power, the majority of the Western World citizen’s, have a leader of the free world, that’s now openly showing the full facts with receipts, of these politicians that are in favour of doing the mass migration. Their criminality shines as a bright light, that everyone can see, their plan as backfired on them, as the citizens of the world have been allowed a Peep behind the curtain, they don’t like what they have seen, massive fraud of taxpayers money, it’s no wonder these politicians don’t want DOGE to keep digging and shining the light on the criminality. We the people have been asking this same question all over the world, how can anyone political figure, get paid $130,000 a year, but after 8 years they are worth millions of dollars, it’s happening all over the world, it’s no wonder they want the education system to fail, it’s got worse over the last two decades, is it to stop people having the ability to add up and read. ??????
I know this is a joke but what fraud has been uncovered this would not surprise me really happened that’s how bad the fraud and corruption that has been allowed to go in without accountability!
Go on DOGE website, there’s pages and pages of documents, with receipts of payments that provide the evidence, that’s going to get some of them the death sentence on the day of reckoning, do your own due diligence, just with the reaction of those involved, trying to stop the investigation, in and with their actions alone, proves they have a hell of a lot to keep hidden from the public, showing their guilt!!!