In a moment of judicial sanity, a federal court has blocked Governor Gavin Newsom’s frantic attempt to handcuff ICE agents by forcing them to wear name tags, smile for the cameras, and possibly offer emotional support before doing their actual jobs, sources have confirmed.
“We never get our way” a Newsom spokesperson sniffled.
“We shouldn’t have unidentified, masked men terrorizing our communities.”
The towering irony was immediately apparent to everyone except California Democrats:
The entire purpose of ICE is to remove unidentified people who are terrorizing communities — yet when actual federal agents show up to do precisely that, Newsom treats them like the villains while defending the real unidentified guests as cherished “neighbors.”
In Newsom’s upside-down worldview, federal officers enforcing the law are scary and oppressive, but unidentified illegal immigrants are just vibrant community members who coincidentally vote Democrat in overwhelming numbers.
Heaven forbid too many of them get removed and Newsom loses his reliable voter pipeline.
Critics suspect the governor’s real fear is that increased accountability might force him to get an actual job instead of writing memoirs that only his own PAC purchases or doodling fantasy high-speed rail projects in hopes of vacuuming up more federal cash.
As of press time, Newsom was reportedly drafting new legislation requiring ICE agents to introduce themselves with pronouns and provide hugs before making arrests, because nothing says “public safety” like turning immigration enforcement into group therapy.
Newsome is ass-backwards, upside-down crazy-stupid.
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Just imagine What is going to happen to this great country If the Communists take over the Federal Government in 2028 again as they did in 2020, if people who would never vote for a Communist do not get off their a**** and start voting for Republicans. Being too lazy or stupid to get off your a** and Vote for a Republican is no excuse to let your country fall into the hands of these Communists once again. Getting off your lazy, stupid a**** and voting for Republicans is the least you can do for the men and women who have given their Lives to make this country as great as it is.
Now i only enough of the Blue No Matter Who clueless majority will wake up and vote Republican here in Commiefornia, we could have a Republican governor at long last. After the disaster known as Newsom terms out this year, there may be hope for that to happen.
I knew Californians knew it was the right thing to vote Republican. Bring CA to the 1980 years of prosperity. Remove the filth and make CA beautiful again. The state is broke, filthy and still hasn’t rebuilt those beautiful homes after more than a year! It is scary how LA will be able to have the Olympics there in 2028. CA will vote Republican!!!!!
Yes, but the biggest problem California still has is the supermajority in its legislature. No Republican governor will be able to overcome that. It may be a good start, but futile, in the end. Sad to say, I see California as doomed to be controlled by the Communist into the foreseeable future.
I live in the San Francisco / Oakland Bay area, am 71 years old, retired and served 20+ years on active duty in the Air Force starting during the end of the Vietnam war.
It is unbelievably sad beyond belief where the Democrats have taken this magnificent state. Mr. Newsome’s obsession with defending criminals and ignoring his tax paying constituents is legendary going back over 30 years. He and the other Progressive Socialists are way more concerned about what a Veteran retiree has in his gun safe than what drug trafficking. murdering, rapists come over the southern boarder into this once beautiful state. Example: The central valley of this state could feed the entire nation if properly managed. Being one of the most fertile farm lands in the world. were it effectively supported by CA bureaucrats would also be able to support a good portion of the Earth’s population with food. This is just one glaring example of the CA tragedy. Not only are Mr. Newsom and his crownies ignoring obvious potentials for prosperity, They have actually managed to initiate financial decline! Wonder who benefits from that?? Hint: Look to the west. I pray every day the CA population comes to their senses and gets rid of the dishonest incompetent people that can’t figure out how to generate power, provide water to fire hydrants and deal with wild fires. The California State Legislature NEEDS to STOP taking its morality cues from Hollywood where the Moral Compass Spins depending on what the latest ‘Deep Thinkers’ define as moral! God Help Us!!
I wonder how this JackA$$ would feel/react if one of his family members got attacked/raped/killed/etc. Although, he’s probably too much of a sociopath feeling that the horror took away his face time on newspapers/news broadcasts/etc. where he could praise the ILLEGALS and feel sympathetic to what’s happening to them and NOT give a damn about U.S. CITIZENS much less one of his family members. Gee! If he did feel remorse, then would he be labeled as two-faced??? Just asking!!!
This what I don’t understand. Democrats are counting on Hispanic illegal immigrants. For years immigrants, especially Hispanic immigrants, left their beloved countries because the socialist policies that kept their families in poverty, generation after generation. Then they come here and vote for democrats that are trying to install the very socialist policies that they left their beloved countries before. (Eso es algo que no entendio). This is something I don’t understand.
Nick from Florida
What a shame that California has become such a cesspool under Newsome. Of course the mentality of the people of California is shown when they can elect treasonous like Nancy Pelosi, I wanna be gigolo like Eric Salwall, a total buffoon like Karen Bass, a congenial liar like Adam Schiff and the poster child for senility like Maxine Waters. It was a great place to visit before the Democrats screwed it up.