In a stunning display of immigration enforcement zeal, Trump’s border czar Tom Homan was reportedly seen deporting the entire White House staff, sources have confirmed.
The move comes as part of a sweeping initiative to demonstrate the administration’s commitment to its stringent immigration policies, even if it means turning the White House into a ghost town.
Homan, who has never shied away from controversy, was observed rounding up aides, cooks, and even landscapers, questioning their citizenship status with a megaphone in hand. “If you can’t show me a birth certificate, you’re getting on the bus!” Homan was heard shouting across the South Lawn, as bewildered staff members scrambled for their documents.
The drastic action has left the White House eerily quiet, with reports of a lone tumbleweed blowing through the now-empty West Wing. President Trump praised the move, tweeting, “Never been quieter. Very productive morning without all that noise!”
Critics have called the mass deportation an overreach, while supporters argue it’s just tough policy in action.
As of press time, Homan was last seen checking if the Lincoln Bedroom had proper documentation, vowing to make it “the most legally compliant room in America.”
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO ENTERS THE WHITE HOUSE NEED TO BE SAFE. OWR COUNTRY NEEDS TO BE SAFE. WE HAVE LAWS AND THE OUR THERE FOR A REASON. ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ENTER OUR COUNTRY HAVE ENDAGERD OUR COUNTY. MANY OF THEM DO NOT UNDERSTAD THAT . THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR BRAKING OUR LAWS. THEY SHOULD LEAVE. MAYBE THEY CAN SOME DAY COMEBACK AND BECOME BACK LEGALEY. I WAS HERE AND LOVE MY COUNTRY. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE HERE. THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE ARE DISTROYING THIS COUNTRY, THE COUNTRY THEY SAY THEY WANT TO BE PART OF.
Mva
Making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Don’t stop. Thank GOD for President TRUMP, may he he keep you in his hands. Bless your family and cabinet, may you you do great things for America in the future.
Vance, You’ve got to be joking. You are a joke too. And pretty dumb too.
Cousin….
Please go back to your third grade class and stand in the corner. Thank you.
Making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Don’t stop. Thank GOD for President TRUMP, may he he keep you in his hands. Bless your family and cabinet, may you do great things for America in the future
Great job, Mr. President love it.Thank you for being our president and caring about our country. Mr. Homan keep up the good work.
Thank you Lord for Tom Homan and our President. Cleaning up the Biden Admn mess will take many dangerous years. God speed.
But aren’t they “mostly peaceful” violent criminals? I’d prefer the violent criminals be at the top of the list, whether satirical list or actual priority, illegal alien or citizen idiot.
Thank God for a President who enforces the “laws of the land” over laws ignored and stomped on by the previous Regime that ignored our Constitution and the Rule of Law!!!
Like having a baby. So right and about time our leader has the common sense needed to run our government for the people. May the Lord continue to bless My President with wisdom and the knowledge needed to inspire us with correct decisions that matter. God Bless America.
Thank God my President is back in office!!! Our country will be back now!!! President Trump will get us straightened back out from the Biden mess of the last four years MAGA
Great job Mr President could you please Ban sanctuary cities from the federal level God Bless you
Every person employed by the government needs to be checked. Not an American citizen or holding legal papers to be here means you are gone.
Thank God for saving our President, now we know our Country will be safe. The laws will be enforced, and the citizens will feel safe again. God Bless America and our President.
I’m Sooo proud of our new president. And we are so blessed to have Tom already at work on the border. Everyone of President Trumps cabinet picks is going to be a great blessing to our country. I really believe that.
Trump and Vance are gonna clean house!
I’m thrilled to have Trump in charge again!
He is absolutely great at what he does for our country…… we are blessed to have him returning to
Attend to our government and be able to contribute to future prosperity! Thankfully he is capable, smart, strong, and ready to serve us!!!!!
It’s about time. Not all illegals are violent criminals but they’re still breaking the law and so is the last president and his entire staff.
Clean house and don’t look back.
America’s beloved constitution and common sence have returned to D.C. with the election of President DJ Trump. God Speed, Mr. President.
keep up the good work