Locals in upstate New York were stunned when a glowing object floated across the night sky, sources have confirmed.
While some suspected it was a rocket, Democrats in Washington immediately declared it “a historic opportunity to expand democracy to our galactic neighbors.”
House leadership unveiled a 9,000-page bill titled the Interstellar Equity & Empowerment Act, which guarantees undocumented Martians not only free housing, stimulus checks, and organic kale vouchers, but also the right to vote in all U.S. elections.
“If they can hover, they can have a ballot,” announced one senator while adjusting his UFO-shaped lapel pin.
Critics blasted the bill as absurd, but activists insisted the aliens were “a marginalized community of light-beings” whose voices must be amplified.
“If we don’t give them Teslas, how will they get to our voting stations?” argued Dr. Felicity Moonbeam, a psychiatrist who once counseled a gluten-intolerant asteroid.
“These orbs have intergalactic trauma and deserve emotional support hoverpads.”
Meanwhile, Trump told reporters he wasn’t impressed by the Democrats’ space outreach.
Democrats immediately demanded the National Anthem be rewritten in eleven different galactic dialects, replacing the words “rocket’s red glare” with “bioluminescent energy emissions.”
A House subcommittee also proposed that each UFO be assigned a safe space parking zone outside Whole Foods, staffed by emotional support llamas trained in cosmic sensitivity.
As of press time, Democrats were spotted holding a candlelight vigil outside the Capitol demanding voting machines be retrofitted with “anti-speciesism” settings before the aliens are unfairly disenfranchised.
This is not far from being true!!!!!
THIS is SICK!!! The Lord never said that He created ALIENS!! Man-made insanity will surely bring this nation down!! We are getting mighty BIG FOR OUR BRITCHES!!! SATAN turned on God Millenia ago and we (humans) seem to be VERY” infatuated with Himj!!
First off . Possession of ones soul is as visible as it gets . And can easily be seen in the entire democratic party. You can see it . What do you think the boob tube was created to do. It’s part of the beast system . Control by what you see and hear. Inside your homes . Alien movies come to mind ?
No little green men are coming for you. And if they do . Well if you encounter one it will one over for you . ,But the Nephilim are . And they have millions of you already . There is no such thing as a good alien..,Democrats will never cease to lure anything or anyone to vote for them . If they can put a ”it” title to roaches ! Then it would mean more voters to insure their power. Only fools stand with these people.
It’s amazing the mental capacity Americans have in the belief that dead people can vote .
This is what happens when fools take over (Ps53:v1)And it’s safe to say this is one of many verses that represent democrats and rinos plus . It’s not hard to see who supports democrats and aliens .
Being A1 and cern are portals into the demonic world . No wonder we are about to see God take over . No we are definitely not alone. And it shows in the people around the entire world who they are. And one thing for sure Satan is working hard to take Americans out. Why ? Because inspite of what you have been told America was based on the God of Heaven. The first Abortion and the removal of God Set America on its course of extinction
One thing for sure . No human can serve Satan without losing their soul
But the day is coming Satan will be put away and those who serve him will be with him for eternity
Imagine how much Satan is laughing at those who sold him their soul.
Fear is their weapon of choice against you . There is no fear under the blood of “”Jesus “”
Send the aliens to Baltimore. Maybe their advanced weaponry can help solve the out of control crime in that shithole.