LOS ANGELES — Kamala Harris reportedly delivered a motivational pep talk to the WNBA’s Los Angeles Sparks that was so confusing players left the room unsure whether they had been encouraged, warned, assigned homework, or accidentally enrolled in a federal grant program, sources have confirmed.
The speech quickly became Harris’ latest word-salad masterpiece, combining basketball, leadership, possibility, community, and several sentences that appeared to leave the English language, circle the arena, and return without a passport.
“We must understand that the game is the game because it is played by those who play it,” Harris said, according to witnesses.
“And when we play, we are playing in the context of having played.”
Several players nodded politely, mostly because nobody wanted to admit they had lost the thread before the word “context.”
Critics noted the media remained strangely quiet compared to the outrage that erupted when FBI Director Patel supported the men’s Olympic hockey team.
Democrats clarified the difference immediately: Patel’s support was dangerous, while Harris’ speech was harmless because even her own supporters couldn’t identify a single actionable idea.
One Sparks staffer reportedly asked whether the pep talk was over, only to be told it had technically never begun.
As of press time, Harris had inspired the team to work harder, aim higher, dream bigger, and urgently locate someone who could translate whatever just happened.
A brain with less coherence than a bowl of black-fried beans
How dare you. Don’t you know that she almost became the President of the United States, with the full support of the Demorat Party??
Spoken by the dumbest woman on the planet!
AOC: “Hold my beer.”
Saying that she is a lame-brain would assume that she has a brain. Whatever is happening with the neurons in her skull, it does not constitute a functioning “brain” as we would normally understand the term. So, I won’t call her a lame-brain.
Semen overdose
Yogi Berra would be so proud of Kamel-Toe!
We really dodged a bigger bullet by not electing chuckle Harris and knuckle head Tim Walz. Imagine what shape this country would be in had they been elected?
Calling her a lame-brain would imply that she has a working brain. Whatever the neurons are doing that are operating in her skull, hers is not a functioning human brain as most of us understand the term. So, I will not call her a lame-brain.
And how many voted to give Harris control over our nuclear arsenal?
I wouldn’t give her control over a kitchen utensil.
Why is she allowed to be allowed to speak in the context of allowance?
She pays to play
Quite frankly Kamala Harris is not an intelligent woman. She lacks understanding, she is obtuse, therefore she speaks jibberish (gibberish), she is void of Common Sense and she has a heart of stone, she is spiritually dead! She is WOKE! She is much like Hillary Clinton, corrupt and evil! The only difference I can tell between them is Hillary has intelligence on her side. But that makes Hillary a bit more dangerous, and they both are bad for GOD fearing Americans! I believe that the 32 verses of the New Testament Book of Romans was written as a warning to people like them, although all people should heed its warnings (wisdom) or bear it’s consequences! In particular, verse18 states, For the wrath of GOD is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, 19 because that which is known about GOD is evident within them; for GOD made it evident to them. 20 For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so they are without excuse. 21 For even though they knew GOD, they did not honor Him as GOD, or give thanks; but they became futile in their speculations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 28 And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge GOD any longer, GOD gave them over to a deprived mind,… 32 and, although they know the ordinance of GOD, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them. The WNBA is such a Woke organization, much like the majority of our professional sports today! The ticket holders are tired of all the BS! Not to mention that the whole world is seeing just what Crap, that you’re allowing (dishing out) to your biggest star, Caitlin Clark! Your biggest star is straight, white and pretty, that is her biggest sin against the LGBTQ community that you support! It wouldn’t surprise me at all if 35% of the WNBA’s women aren’t LGBQ?! I doubt that the LBGTQ community as a whole even makes up 10% of the total population in America! And your Singing their Praises ?! Repent WNBA! Wake Up you owners of these franchises, because you are ruining America’s favorite pastimes! Your fans just want to enjoy the games with their family and friends, they want an escape! Not a Circus of Chaos! Plus you are charging way too much for regular families to be able to afford to go anyway! If you don’t stop all of this madness, you will bleed out a large number of your paying customers! I haven’t paid to go (and now I don’t even watch professional sports on tv) to any professional sporting events in over 10 years now! I am beginning to tune out college sports now too! WOKE GOES BROKE!!! Mel Foote, Ret. TSgt. USAF
I just hope none off the WNBA players get seriously hurt out on the court slipping on all
that salad dressing !
Loved all the replies and wish I had said them.
Can’t add anything better so ‘drop the mike’.