WASHINGTON — Kamala Harris explained this week that Nicki Minaj’s support for President Trump must be the result of “misinformation,” before confidently delivering what aides described as “a truly historic volume of it,” sources have confirmed.
During remarks, Harris suggested Minaj may not even understand that “two plus two equals four,” prompting several staffers to quietly step in to ensure no additional math was introduced into the conversation.
“It’s very concerning,” Harris said.
“When people start believing incorrect things… unlike the correct incorrect things.”
Sources say the statement was part of a broader strategy in which Harris addresses dissent by immediately labeling it misinformation, then following it up with a series of explanations that somehow make less sense the longer they continue.
“It’s a bold approach,” one advisor said.
“Step one: call it misinformation. Step two: say something confidently. Step three: move on before anyone asks questions.”
Witnesses say Harris went on to clarify that while two plus two does equal four, it can also be interpreted as “four-ish, depending on the context, the equity of the numbers, and how the math feels.”
Political analysts say the exchange highlights a growing communication style in which disagreement is treated as confusion, and confidence replaces accuracy.
Meanwhile, Minaj reportedly responded by confirming she does, in fact, understand basic math, reality, and how to complete a sentence without turning it into a group project.
As of press time, Harris was reportedly denying spreading any misinformation while simultaneously redefining misinformation in real time.
2 plus 2 equals…
There are several number answers.
Like gender, numbers can have several correct answers so none of the answers “feel” left out (even if they are wrong)….. LOL
Did Kammy received any primary votes on her own?
Since math is now considered racist I’m surprised to see it mentioned here without such context.
Very condescending to imply that Nicki is not smart enough to discern fact from fiction.
After listening to candidate Kamala’s word and number salads ad-nauseam to describe what ever the hell she thinks she’s talking about and listening to
Nicki’s cogent, articulate use of the English language to describe her political views…
I think if the Democrats are serious about having the first “woman of color” President,
they need to drop Kamala like a bad habit and consider running Nicki ! If they don’t, they don’t have a snow balls chance in hell. Or, as Kamala might describe her odds considering these facts, about 70/50 !
Democrats are the consummate politician: say a whole bunch of stuff, that means absolutely nothing and is only confusing to everybody.
Everytime she speaks I feel we’re getting dumber from having to hear it. It’s hard to believe someone can be that stupid.
To which, AOC and Jasmine immediately jumped up and said, “Hold my beer.”