Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass was fact-checked so hard this week that her nose reportedly grew three city blocks, knocked over a press riser, and received emergency zoning approval to operate as its own fire department, sources have confirmed.
The incident occurred after Bass claimed hurricane-force winds prevented aircraft from fighting the Pacific Palisades fire, only for Spencer Pratt to point out that early winds were closer to “pleasant kite weather” than “Wizard of Oz deleted scene.”
Bass aides quickly clarified the mayor had not lied, but had merely participated in “aspirational meteorology,” a new progressive science where weather data is adjusted until it matches the talking points.
“Climate change did it!”
Bass reportedly shouted as her nose extended past the podium, clipped a CBS camera, and accidentally pointed directly at the truth.
“The facts are complicated, especially when they make me look bad.”
Pratt then committed the dangerous act of telling people to look it up, which City Hall immediately condemned as “vigilante Googling.”
Experts say the only thing spreading faster than the fire was the mayor’s emergency supply of hurricane-force excuses, which had already reached containment levels of zero percent.
As of press time, Bass’s nose had grown so long it was being used by firefighters as an emergency ladder while City Hall blamed Trump for the splinters.
Well of course she lied. That’s the only alternative they have in their playbook. Don’t believe your eyes, believe what we tell you.
She won’t be reelected. If Pratt gets in it will be interesting to see what happens.
We can only hope.
They lie to get in office and continue. You can fool some of the people all of the time and you can fool all of the people some of the time. But in California it looks like you can fool all of the people all of the time.
Do you want to know who the BIGGEST LIARS OF ALL TIME ARE????
All the IGNORANT SOBs that walk the West Wing of the White House. Oh yeah, can’t walk the East Wing due to it being demolished.
Those people don’t believe they have any BOUNDARIES and should be put DOWN!!!!!!!
LIAR, LIAR pants on fire😆😆😆 The Southern BOUNDARIES seems to be wrapped up pretty well. But that could all be BS too. 🤣
What a Moron…
Wow, you really need to stop drinking their Kool aid.
You must be off your meds.At least TRUMP is not building a worthless basketball court that noone uses for $9 million of taxpayer dollars.Go back to sleep.
Do you look as dumb as you sound?
Your life is really pretty good if all you can find to complain about is a remodel at the White House that was started with out your permission. Bassura is ruining LA faster than a natural disaster and you ignore it?
Lefties lie? Ain’t no way.
I have lived in the San Francisco / Oakland Bay area for the last 25 years and I would leave tomorrow if I could! How many More people have to die due to ‘Wild Fires’ in California before the CA administration figures out how to deal with these disasters?? These incompetent bureaucrats have allowed entire towns and even subdivisions of Santa Rosa (a small city) to be destroyed due to their blatant inaction while they do nothing and blame ‘Climate Change’. Now the Palisades fire claims more lives and follows the same pattern as the ‘Wild Fire’ in Lahaina Hawaii. The fact is the people making these awful decisions follow a moral compass that spins and those morals come from rich Hollywood Socialist Progressives. No thought process for cause and effect, no concern for the Tax payers providing the their salaries, no logic, no deductive reasoning, just ‘Feelings’. I have Not figured out yet if it’s just plain stupidity with easy to manipulate low I.Q. players, greed, powerful forces outside the U.S. or all of the above. Pick your poison – you can find it in Kalifornication!!!!
For a long time I thought lying was a choice the Left makes on a daily basis. Now I get it; it’s not a choice at all. It is totally involuntary. It is a reflex baked into their DNA. They are incapable of truth, ethics, morality, decency and scruples.
Seems as if Bass’s nose is growing in direct proportion to Gavin Newsome’s backbone.